I want some kittens!Artist: I like bees
Username + ID: craig? 629149
Last accepted form: Forum/viewtopic.php?f=123&t=4566184&p=147395755&hilit=craig#p147395755 november 18th
Cat 1: Forum/viewtopic.php?p=140614849Permission: that me
Last bred: nuh uh
Cat 2: Forum/viewtopic.php?p=144805702Permission: that me again
Last bred: nuh uh again
Appearance or genetics based?: genetics
Would you like apprentice references for your litter?: yes unless you dont want to :eatsyou:
Items using: nah
Allow for random NR edits?: yay :3 yes
Roll for chance at random myth edit?: ofc
If this litter has more than one user involved, will you be splitting the litter?: just me baby
Prompt: "Why does everyone keep thinking I'm Cheetopuff," Greenegg sighed eggishly, only to hear the same words at the same time come from the mouth of another cat.
"Oh wow..." Cloverwish said, his voice trailing off... "We're one in the same... This fills me with so much hope..."
Then they merged into one being and walked around commiting identity fraud under the name "cs user craig? otherwise known as almond, formerly spottedpuppi". It wasn't very fun for me because they kept doing spinjitsu and talking about hope. Idiots don't realize the REAL craig is too disabled to do spinjitsu and also loves to talk about despair.
When time came for them to finally unfuse, they found that they'd eaten so much food to fill the extra belly space that the extra weight they gained, instead of splitting between them, turning into one to four kits. Wow! The miracle of life.
"This is kinda weird" said Greenegg.
"But doesn't it fill you with so much hope... they'll be the future of the clans..." Said Cloverwish, imitating that one Nagito sprite where he's sweating and hugging himself because hes so full of hope.
"Hey can you guys like stop pretending to be me" Cheetopuff said, adjusting their craiggender cape that is NOT the italian flag please please please-
"We weren't prtending to be you we were pretending to be cs user craig? otherwise known as almond, formerly spottedpuppi, common misunderstanding." Said Greeneggs.
"No you dont understand. Thats my legal name."
"Your legal name is cs user craig? otherwise known as almond, formerly spottedpuppi?"
"Yes"
"Why"
"I don't know."
"What kind of mom names her kit cs user craig? otherwise known as almond, formerly spottedpuppi?"
"No you don't understand I chose that name myself."
"Oh. Cringe."
"Where did those infants come from btw."
"Idk. Do you want one,"
"Um sure I guess?"
"Okay here."
And then they made Cheetopuff, also known as cs user craig? otherwise known as almond, formerly spottedpuppi, adopt the entire litter.