Username: Cactologist
Buttermilk: BedeliaPrompt: Bedelia's eyebrows shoot up faster than you can say, "Good Golly!" The heifer takes a step back, not closing her hand around the seeds nor pulling her gaze from Sorrel's pleased face. Her mouth falls open the slightest bit, and she cringes as a seed falls from her flat hand to the floor, as if it might shatter like glass. Embarrassed, she quickly fixes her face, pulls in her hand, and snatches the seed off the ground.
"You... can do this for me, right?" Sorrel asks hesitantly, a little surprised by Bedelia's inability to comprehend the task.
"Oh yeah, of course, sure I can, mm-hmm," Bedelia responds, a little too hastily, trying to convince Sorrel just as much as herself. Although she had obviously never planted anything, she wasn't one to back down from a challenge or let down a friend. Also, she grew up on a farm, so she could probably figure it out... right?
"Wonderful!" Sorrel smiles. "Here's the pot, soil, and a watering can. Let me know if you need anything else," she adds, before walking off.
"Yeah... wonderful," Bedelia mutters to herself, kneeling down with the materials. "Well, let's see... soil first? No, that can't be right. Seeds are always under the soil! They don't go on top! Come on Bedelia, get a hold of yourself. Okay, so first the seeds go in..." Carefully and unsurely, she lowers the seeds into the pot scattering them in the bottom. "Yeah, that's right. Because the roots grow to the top, and then there's the plant. So then I need to add soil! No, wait. How will the water get to the seeds if the soil goes in before the water? Okay, so I need to add the water next..." In one motion, Bedelia tips the watering can upside down, emptying the can out of the top hole. Seeing that the pot is half full of water with the seeds floating at the top, Bedelia scratches her head. "Now, that doesn't look like what my momma-"
"Need help?" Sorrel interjects, startling Bedelia.
"Uh, no, why would you think that?" Bedelia laughs nervously, covering the pot with her hands.
"Ooookay," Sorrel replies, confused again. "I'll leave you to it then."
Once Sorrel has left, Bedelia takes her hands away from the pot and peers inside again, mumbling, "Well, it obviously can't be fixed now. Might as well add the soil," With that, she overturns the bag of soil, which flies up in a cloud and creates a mountain around the poor pot. Bedelia falls backward, coughing and sputtering as she attempts to wipe the dirt from her face. Although she can't see, she clearly hears Sorrel laughing her pants off a short distance away. So much for convincing Sorrel of her abilities.
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