Username; FluffyBirdie
Name; Nova
Gender; Male
1 art piece or 1 writing extra that is 500 words or less;
"'Sup guys? I'm Nova, as you all know, and I'm going to be the most sparkliest darn thing you'll ever meet." Nova started. Some of his classmates looked up at the odd introduction. "Well, since this speech is about me, I will give you my life history. But, because it's about me, I'm not bothered too." His classmates cheered and applauded. After 3 or 4 plumies going on and on about their life, most of them had enough. "Of course, some questions I have to answer to get good marks on this. But you can't grave me down on the 'captivating attention of others' section, Miss." Nova said, winking at the teacher, who laughed shortly.
"We'll see Nova, we'll see."
"That's a nice answer. Well, off we go. 'If you have to describe your life in one sentence, what would it be?' For me, it would be 'Why one sentence?' And if I have to describe my personality in one word, it would be 'Why?’ Uhh, if was king for a week, I would stuff myself with cookies and demand everyone to have a holiday-style week. If I can change my appearance, I would make my grey fur an explosive green that glows in the dark, along with all the stars in my fur and feathers. Then not only will I be the sparkliest darn thing you'll ever meet, I'll also be the most blinding, annoying, glow-in-the-dark, explosive green and sparkly plumie one ever meets in their life! If I can have any power, I would have invisibility so I can dance around class and yell stuff and the teacher can't get me. Is that three minutes? Oh, my speech finishes here, so....eh, I'll freestyle the rest." Nova stuffed the speech in his pocket, grinning.
"Well then! Random info about me! You want that?" The class waved and made 'X's with their forearms. "Looks like a no. Well, sit back, have some random info on me! Let's go! Once upon a time, in a land called 'Hospital', I was not born. I was, in fact, not born in a hospital, but in 'Westrock's Hospital.' There's a difference. Anyway, I grew up, blah blah blah, learned to walk after pushing everyone over, and now here I stand, doing a speech. What was I doing? Oh yeah. Uh, the young plumie called 'Nova' decided that life was way too hard for him, so instead of fighting dragons and stuff like other kids he went and got in trouble. But Nova was determined to be lazy! So he slacked in class, got detention, repeat…naw jokes only got detention once and that's because I was jumping on the table. Anyway, he was sucked into a world called 'Earth' and here he is, at school! I need to see the guidance counselor since I am referring to myself in third person."
The bell rang then, and Nova bowed. "Thank you for listening to my three-minute monologue about unicorns."
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