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Why, hello there. My name is James, and I am being forced
to record this against my own free will by an extremely annoying
friend of mine. Apparently, it's inspirational. Psh.
Anyway, as you can probably tell by now, I've an English accent.
I'm told I use sophisticated language, but really, do they expect me
to resort to-to slang!? Some people, right? Right? Anyway, I
refuse to use slang. It is a desperate form of language that teenagers
use to try to relate. Yes, I know I technically am a teenager, but
I personally think that I'm in a somewhat... Different category.
After all. I'm not desperately trying to relate by using slang, am I?
Though, it would be nice to have a friend who doesn't force me to record
my life story sometimes.
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████████████████████████████████Alright. Here we go. So, I'm just your typical teen woodland
fox, minus the slang. I mean, I've got a few quirks; I collect magnets,
have an extreme phobia of pink food and I can't stand being around
other people, except for Elle (whom may have forced me to write
that part), my best friend. But other than that, I'm normal.
So, I was taking a walk one day, just minding my own business, when
I spot something. Don't ask me what it was, cause I have absolutely
no idea what do ever. Fine, I'll try to describe it. It was... Delicate.
Almost scarily so. And it looked like a human, except a very tiny
version of one. About the size of a mouse. It was wearing a little
white petticoat, had rosy cheeks and a pretty little blue dress on.
And, it was stuck in a very, very tall tree.
Then, I spotted the little human kit below the tree, crying and
pointing to the tiny thing. It looked distraught. So, I did the
natural thing.
I climbed the tree to get it.
Now, you may be thinking, 'WHAT!? You climbed a really, really,
REALLY high tree just to get some mouse sized human thing that
isn't even alive, for a whinging kit?' And I, dear one, would reply,
'Yes.'
Now, let's move on.
So, I started climbing. The bark was pretty easy to cling to, but
that probably isn't a good thing, though it seemed it at the time.
It just meant that I got higher before I fell. Up I went, until I was
almost close enough to touch the little thing.
Key word; almost.
So, I glanced down at the hopeful little kit below me. And I jumped
for it.
I just managed to get it caught in my claws, but I couldn't get the
branch. Or any of the branches, actually. So down I fell.████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
So, I woke up some time later, and my head was throbbing, and I
couldn't feel one of my legs. So, I tried to get up, right?
And my leg wasn't there.
It was gone completely.
It took a while, but I eventually learnt to walk on it. It
was hard. It hurt quite a bit. But I managed. So, that's my
'heroic, inspirational' story. Psh. All I did was get a thing for
some little human kit, right?
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