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What's a salmon dog?

A salmon dog is a dog about the same size as a shiba inu with a salmon tail and a salmon on its head. They are excellent swimmers,
and their salmon never leaves their body unless they are in the water. The salmon on their head and the salmon dog's tail always
match, and if either one gets hurt or dies, the other does, too. Salmon dogs cannot survive for more than an hour on land. They
are carnivores and feed on small invertebrates, fish, and squid.

I just love merle-coated dogs, so I decided to make a merle salmon dog! ;v; The pattern is symmetrical though, unless the winner wants to make an asymmetrical side for the design.

For this competition, tell me a clever pun! You can find it on the internet or come up with a pun by yourself, or just tell me one from memory. The pun that I find the funniest wins this boy. ;v;
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[b]Username:[/b]
[b]Name:[/b]
[b]Gender:[/b] Male
[b]Pun:[/b]



This competition ends June 10th, 2014.

Username: hasuki
Name: lemonade
Gender: Male
Pun:
- why does beni fall off the swing
- ??
- cause he has no arms

- knock knock
- whos that
- not beni

the winner of this salmon dog is hasuki! ;v;

thIS WAS LITERALLY THE HARDEST COMPETITION TO JUDGE BC ALL OF YOU HAD AMAZING PUNS
I ALUGHED AT ALL OF THEM
BUT THIS ONE IS GOLDEN

congrats hasuki,, take good care of lemonade <3 ;V;

[milk-sharks]

Username:patootie67
Name: Nakou
Gender: Male
Pun: Person#1: I just found that my brother is addicted to brake fluid!
Person#2: Don't worry, he can stop any time!
hahaha no.

[ayomi]

Username:
Name: samward
Gender: Male
Pun: I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

[redpanda.]

Username: ~Red Panda~
Name:Chinook
Gender: Male
Pun: Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

[Sandwhichee]

Username: Sandwhichee
Name: Parr
Gender: Male
Pun: "Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?"

[PeachFuzz]

Username: PeachFuzz
Name: West
Gender: Male
Pun:
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

[Jijing]

Username: -Kyoya Senpai-
Name: Xander (Dutch I believe)
Gender: Male
Pun:Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.

[AustrianAce]

Username: Austriagirl
Name: Pluto
Gender: Male
Pun:

[Tyrant001]

Username: Creature Feature.
Name: Ronan.
Gender: Male.
Pun: Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

[Pyromaniacal]

Username: Sno Leopard
Name: Merk
Gender: Male
Pun: I don't know if this is exactly a pun, but...

Three girls, Molly, Maggie, and May, have just died and are begging the guard of heaven's gates to let them in. The guard finally agrees, but on one condition: that none of the girls steps on a duck. The three girls hastily agree and hurry into heaven.

The next day, Maggie and May see Molly walking with a really ugly guy. "What happened?" they say in shock. "I stepped on a duck," answered Molly gloomily.

The day after that, Molly and May see Maggie walking with an even uglier guy. "What happened?" they gasp. "I stepped on a duck," answered Maggie sadly.

The third day, Molly and Maggie see May waling with a super hot guy. "Omigosh, May!!!" they practically scream. And then the hot guy says... "I stepped on a duck."