[Cliffhanger]

username: Flappy
name: Lumi
gender: Female
joke? Gif 1 Gif 2

[Saren]

username: Saren
name: Raki
gender: Male
joke? What's ET short for?
So he can fit on his spaceship!

[Aethyrr]

username: Lord Knight
name: Scout
gender: Male
joke?

[hurricanessong]

username: hurricanessong
name: Jack
gender: male
joke?
person #1: that's funny
person #2: what is?
person #1: oh, I was just thinking
person #2: you're right, that is funny

Did you know that Einstein held a time-traveler party?
he didn't tell anyone until the next day

[Southern sweetie]

username: ireland
name: buck
gender: male
joke?

What's the cheapest kind of meat?

Deer balls, their under a buck. xD

[hoglolly]

Username: Hoglolly
Name: Kopi
Gender: male
Joke:
Q: What do you call a cow who's just given birth?
A: De-calf-inated!

Q: What do you call sad coffee?"
A: Despresso.

[GirlyChick1]

Username: GirlyChick1
Name:Aki
Gender: Male
Joke #1

At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother. He says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your daddy a great big hug!"
Joke #2

A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, "I think my dog is dead". The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box. The cat walked all over the dog and the dog didn't move. "Yes, your dog is dead," says the doctor.

"How much do I owe you?" the lady asks.

"$345," says the doctor.

"$345!!?" the lady asks.

"Yes. $45 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan."

[Kirarya]

username: Kirarya
name: Ordos, a desert in China
gender: Male
joke? A dyslexic man walks into a bra
or
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked!

[ｃｒｕｍｐｌｅｄ ｗｉｎｇｓ]

username: WingzOfNight
name: Maya
gender: Female
joke?

One day at school the students are asked how they want to die. When asked, one boy replied "I want to die just like my grandfather did. Peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

xXx

[The_Awesome_Olive246]

username: The_Awesome_Olive246
name: Caramel (if it isn't taken. If it is, then Felicia)
gender: Female
joke?

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles |D