♩ . . . ♪ . . . ♫ . . . ♬ . . . Name;;Chase
Personality;;SuperstitiousHe believes in good luck and bad luck, but he doesn't go so far as to believe in the paranormal.
Fruitlessly Pursues LoveChase wants to find the perfect girl, and settle down to raise a family with her. However, each girl he's ever dated has dumped him, leaving him heartbroken, and causing him to withdraw from society a bit.
Old-fashionedHe's been raised to respect ladies, gently and politely. These days, girls seem to like the "bad boys", leaving him on the side and disheartening him.
AthleticChase keeps himself in shape, as he is not one to sit around drinking tea. He loves exercise, and can't be distracted from it. A healthy body makes a healthy mind, he always says.
Laid BackChase loves to lounge around, without being upright and formal. He's always nervous when in formal situations, because he's afraid of goofing up.
♩ . . . ♪ . . . ♫ . . . ♬ . . . Likes;;~
M*A*S*H* Reruns;; While old, this show is very humorous. It has an emotional depth to it, that current TV shows don't, and just seems to have an overall better quality.
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Candles;; Candles fascinate Chase. The wax is a liquid, so close to water, yet he cannot control it. He loves to play with melted wax, sticking his fingers in the liquid to form "casts" on his fingers.
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Books;; Books hold so much information, and humour. Sure, the Internet may have more, but you can't feel the Internet underneath your fingers.
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Big Words;; Using big words make him feel really smart. He loves to just say random words, such as turrotopsis nutricula, and then waits for people to ask what it means before explaining. (Note;; A turrotopsis nutricula is a jellyfish that lives forever. Or at least for a very long time.)
Dislikes;;~
Gangs;; This encompasses hate crimes in general. There is no point to crimes. They're targeted at nobody, just taking people out brutally and randomly.
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Rudeness;; Honestly, this is somewhat obvious. Rudeness towards him is somewhat tolerable. Rudeness to a lady is a whole different story. Chase believes that there is no room in the world for rudeness, and it isn't necessary.
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Dropouts;; People who drop out of school absolutely infuriate him. They could have had a future, a potential, yet now they're squandering it flipping burgers at McDonalds.
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Bugs;; This seems very girly, but Chase absolutely cannot stand bugs. They irritate him to no end, buzzing around, biting him. At least he has very thick fur.
♩ . . . ♪ . . . ♫ . . . ♬ . . . Parody song lyrics;;I will be parodying a very old song from an old TV show called M*A*S*H*. The theme song is
"Suicide is Painless", I've parodied it into "Romance Can be Painful"
Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are reserved for me
I realize and I can see...
That romance can be painful,
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate,
All your wants and needs to sate,
but now I know that it's too late, and...
That romance can be painful
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
The game of love is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say.
That romance can be painful
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
A brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
'is it to be or not to be'
and I replied 'oh why ask me?'
'Cause romance can be painful
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
...and you can do the same thing if you choose.
Gif;;You want an actual Gif? A funny one?

No gifs for lumpin.
♩ . . . ♪ . . . ♫ . . . ♬ . . . Art;;Found below ^-^
Extras;;♩ . . . ♪ . . . ♫ . . . ♬ . . .