WARNING:
I CURRENTLY HAVE NO BRAIN FUNCTIONS.
You've been warned, enjoy my form, DERP.
Now that I've entirely blasted your eyeballs out, here's some stuff.Username:: pipsqueak99, I am. Talk like Yoda, I don't.
Name:: Random. It fits the competition, and what you want. But others call her by her birth name, Raine.
Gender:: Random's gender changes from time to time. If she's feeling really angry, she's a guy. Usually Voldemort. Or Emperor Palpatine. Oh look, she has a jar of dirt. If she's happy, she's a unicorn. But most of the time she's a girl.
Technical difficulties! I can't press the right color!
What items are on your agenda:: I chose everything except Cotton Candy!
X Unicorns
X A little girl with purple hair
X A Rainbow Cat
X Bananas
X A puppy
X Cupcakes
X String
X Sparkles
X Alligator
X A Wyvern Dragon
X Fire
X Toxic Acid
X A giant Mushroom House
X Zombies Apocalypse
X Everyone dying in the end
Story:: One day, the rainbow cat exfoliated. Not just any rainbow cat, but THE Rainbow Cat. Oh yeshh. It exfoliated, and the the hufflemugwump ate it. And that's where Random comes in!
The little girl with purple hair witnessed all of this. She told The Rainbow Cat which makeup to use, and she ate her alligator meat. As TRC was eaten, she said, "Eiple herckleshnerf." She said it very calmly. You may be wondering what she said-but it isn't quite Chickensmoothie appropriate. Not quite something you'd expect from such a young child.
Opp Opp Opp Oppa Gangnam Style, as this child was called, had a giant musgroom house growing in her. She had toxic acid in her sparkles every single morning, and she loved it. Then, she rode her unicorn to Heck, where she normally murdered it with all the other unicorns.
HAPPY BUBBLES YUS I LUFFLES BUBBLES
Then, she watched all the strings make themselves into hangman's nooses, for the cupcake executions. It was really quite amusing to her, how the cupcakes peed their wrappers. Some cupcakes were scared about how their frosting looked because they hadn't OOOOOOOOOOOH SHINY
Because they hadn't combed their frosting.
Then, Justin Briber(STUPID AUTOCORRECT) wrote his worst song yet, and EVERYBODY DIED IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
I'm sorry, I told the story out of order. Basically:
A giant wyvvern named ButtBubbleFart lit Justin Beiner on fire cause it hated Justin Bieber. It was cheered on by the puppy who had turned its ears inside out listening to JB, while the bananas did an incantation and brought the Zombies from their graves to celebrate.
... What if I changed my username to "what's-her-face"? Then, it I sound like people are trying to rememember my username when in reality they're typing my username. Or "I don't know". YUS. I WILL DO THAT.
Username:: I don't know.
An interview with a psychiatrist! 
Hey there! I'm your friendly psychiatrist! Now, for some questions!
Okay!Do you like bananas?
Why yes, yes I do.Excellent! Now, what would you do in the Zombie Apocalypse.
Climb a tree, I highly doubt that the zombies have the brain capacity to climb trees. Ohhhhhh... I've never thought of that before. Now, if somebody told you you could have any pet you'd like, what would you choose?
A fennec fox! They're adorable!D'awwww. Okay, what would up do if a lifeguard told you to put sunscreen on?
Squirt it in his face. Unless he was hot.You are a lovely individual.
I know.So. Tell me a random sentence.
Flying monkey ninja bubble handsome markers sharpie birdie flux discombobulated.Favourite GIF?
Sing me your favourite song?
"Barbara Manatee,
Ate some noodle me's,
Now I'm dead as can be,
Cause of Barbara Manatee,
You do the hokey pokey,
This is the part of me,
Two black Cadillacs,
Befooooooore heeeeeeee cheaaaaaaats.
Butterfly kisses,
After lunchtime daycare,
Sticking little white grenades,
All up in her hair!
Knelt beside me,
Nopenopenope
Octopusssssssssss,
And that's what it's all about!Excellent. Now, has pipsqueak99 told you what she'll do if she wins you?
Uhhhhhh... No? Wai-ye-n-yes. Yes, she has. May I be privy to those plans?
Maybe...........
What I mean is, what are those plans.
That awkward moment when you realise that you've been using the wrong font colour.And the plans are?
Oh, it's you. Basically, pip is gonna enter me in a bunch of RPs, along with her custom, Kalei. She'll put a link to me in her siggy so that I can find friends. She'll find me a guy, and I'll have kid-YAY-s. Kids. Um... She'll draw me all over the place at school, on paper of course. Her teachers have yelled at her for doing that, already. Excellent! And that terminates our interview!
Since you terminated it, what happens if I do CPR to bring it back?What?
See? You started asking questions again!...*Facepalm*
Poems!::Now, I am going to use my little lawyer brain that I use to get out of things at school.
POEMS ARE ART OMG
It's technically not a story, and since its unlimited I can also add commissioned art. Cause it's all art.
Poem:
Happy sad little harp,
Tuna piano fishy carp.
Bubble blue shotgun yellow,
Scabbers basilisk Filch mellow.
Eeple meiple deeple derp.
Eiffel Schindler diffle Merp.
Heiper hyllo goor shurp
Ainy dainy neiny hurp
I swear I ate,
Just one single crumb.
Yet still I got,
The hiccups, darn it.
WIP,
Soda burp.
Lol
You thought I was done.
Brip brap frip FRAP
Oreo=marshmallow=gelatin=pigs=Lord of the Flies=Piggy=fat=dead
And that's how I thought of dead stuff when I saw an Oreo.
Did you happen to look at the title of this post?
Moar arts
Lol
Oh hey lookie what I got
Tank chu, Okami.
