[molotov]

goodness, i had no idea there were so many dating coaches on this website. thank you all for entering, i had such a blast reading through these. highly amusing entries all around!

without further ado, the winner! major congrats to yeena!



fable name: navari
the “advice”: tell them about your most recent fish hyperfixation and then about your initiation ritual that happened while you were 9 that you barely remember. do NOT explicitly state what your initiation was for but vaguely mention your mommy issues and imply something ominous about your lineage.
rizz them with the tism.



I would also like to award 🎟️ tickets to the following;
- Miavinn
- alphanea
- soul.

[BlueEyedKite]

Congratulations to yeena! And the ticket holders! This was a fun prompt to read responses I was cackling at some of them. Great work team!

[coffees]

thanks for the ticket. ♥️ Omg ! Congrats!!!

[Toffi~]

congrat everyone!
So much fun reading all your dating idears

[BelieverInChrist]

Congrats you guys! Our lives are enriched for this myriad of earnest dating tips

[Miavinn]

thank you for the ticket!!

congrats yeena and to the other ticket winners!!
your guys’ entries were very creative