[molotov]

xxxxxx owner. Sneky
xxxxxx name Spork

variation. notus
beak. small hook
base. standard
ears. plush
tail. untamed
wings. none
extra. none

to win, describe what crimes they have committed. wrong answers only

entries will be accepted until december 23rd, 8 pm, eastern standard time.

[BlueEyedKite]

anemoi’s name. Scalawag
prompt. First of all, it's not really a "crime crime", I'm doing the little gemstone hermies a favor. I provide them cozy new shells, which they are more than happy with by the way. And I can't just have a collection piling up of gemstone shells! I put them in the hands of collectors. A transfer of ownership situation. Do I make coin? Irrelevant. yes yes I know those hermit crabs are a protected species. But honestly, if they didn't have such flashy homes they wouldn't be endangered. I'm giving them a new home, a more bland home, you're welcome. You should see what other, deplorable anemoi offer them. Nada. Poor little guys, breaks my heart. Anyway, I think I am needed elsewhere! Fair winds!

[Wind]

anemoi’s name. Caulk
answer. Commited tax evasion and disappeared in the sea

[Exitium]

anemoi’s name Cacophony
answer Disappointed the cheese deities by cutting cheese with a spork.

[ylesia]

anemoi’s name. Calipso
answer. First thing first, I'm NOT a lawyer since my client didn't commit any crime... What? Did I say client? Uhm, no, I didn't... Well, we are not here to discuss lexicology right? We are here because you are accusing my... friend of kidnapping. Now, how can you call leading a family of sparrows to safety kidnapping? Nonsense! What? Those sparrows are not being harmed in any way, this is insulting! They will, well, just live in another, safer place, closer to my dear friend, Calipso. You should understand, kind accuser, that Calipso, here, feels lonely and these happy little birds will be just as fine here as they were in their previous home. No, I mean... Calipso saved them, you have to trust me!

[BingoDingo03]

anemoi’s name. Ahoy
answer He poured the milk first before adding cereal and taking out a bowl first.

[Nopal]

anemoi’s name. Pacytic
answer. He touched the water

[Alizba]

anemoi’s name. Sea Lion
answer He try to start a fire using water.

[Adamented]

anemoi’s name. Merino
answer. In an argument with his sister, he ate her pet rock. It was really just a rock, but it was like, her favorite rock. It was a mistake, he learned pretty quickly, to eat a rock that big.

[DachasaurusZen]

anemoi’s name. Awashed
answer. Awashed "sunk" a pirate ship. He didn't actually sink it, but he was blamed. He was simply watching a ship at the dock and a person scared him! How rude! He ended up whacking the ship with his big tail accidentally and causing it to get waterlogged and it sank. Whoops.