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Describe this cat's bank robbery plan

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Name: Morningwhisper
Gender: Genderfluid [they/he/she]
Rank: Mediator
Clan: Mothclan
Description: Taupe point with low white and blue eyes
Age: 15 moons
Edits: [NR] Expression; [C] ear placement, min fur,
ear tufts
Owner: fairy king

[fairy king]

Username: Fairy King
Cat Name: Morningwhisper
Gender: gender-fluid [they/he/she]
Rank: mediator
Clan: Mothclan
Age: 15 moons
Prompt: The plan is quite simple, really. First, you’ve gotta look the part. The perfect look for the job really does start you off on the right paw. The hardened expression, the scruffy fur, the accessories. It’s all very important. The next step is to assemble the team. A small team is better, just a few cats to get the job done without being noticed. Two trusted allies should do the trick. You need “The Watchdog”, the cat to keep an eye and an ear out for anyone approaching and warn you before it becomes a problem. They should be sneaky, observant, and trustworthy. That’s Stormchaser. Next is “The Muscle”, the one who steps in if anything goes wrong. They should be strong and brave. They need to keep a level head when things turn sour. That’s Wildfire. And most importantly, you need “The Brains”. That’s me, of course. I take care of everything else and make sure the whole thing goes off without a hitch. Once everyone is together, you go over the plan and make sure everyone is on the same page. And now it’s the important part: executing the plan! Everyone meets at the bank. The Watchdog climbs to the highest spot to get a good view of the area, while The Muscle breaks the door open. And then that’s where I come in. Escorted by The Muscle I… well, I… uh… ???
Well, let’s face it. That’s when I panic and forget the entire plan, if I ever even finish it in the first place. And then we abandon the plan and run away and probably get really close to being caught. But we make a close escape!! And then we all laugh it off and chalk it up to a fun adventure and a bonding experience!

[crexmii]

Username: crexmii
Cat Name: haze
Gender: nonbinary (dmab)
Rank: warrior
Clan: softclan
Age: 40 moons
Prompt: “so, what’s the plan, haze?”
haze grinned mischievously and put a claw on the sand, tracing a small map of the bank.

“you see, poppymask, first we are going to use our invisibility pelts to make us COMPLETELY INVISIBLE!”

the tortie nodded and began taking down notes with a stick in the sand and paused. “wait, don’t we have to steal the invisibility pelts first?”

“never mind that, I already have them!” haze boasted proudly. “anyways, then we sneak up to the entrance of the MASSIVE BANK!”
poppymask squinted at haze. “why do we need to sneak in if we’re wearing invisibility pelts? I know I’m a master of trickery, but even I have more sense than you!”

“whatever.” haze continued, choosing to ignore poppymask’s very good point. “then we DANCE OUR WAY IN! WE SHIMMY SHAMMY AND GET THE FLOOR DIRTY TOO, TO LET THE BANK TWOLEGS KNOW WE ARE THE BOSS!”

“..won’t getting the floor dirty help reveal our—”
“SHHHHHHHH.” haze put a paw on poppymask’s muzzle and continued reciting the steps of the plan.

“then we smash open the safe with my SUPER STRENGTH, GIVEN TO ME BY AERIEN!!” they yowled in triumph.
poppymask gave haze the face again.

“super strength? invisibility pelts? I feel like this is all a ploy to get me to play make-believe with—”

“SHUT UPPP! OR I WON’T BRING YOU! and then next we get the moneys and have a MINI DISCO PARTY!”
they shouted in poppymask’s ear, clearly not seeing how much suffering the tortie was in.

“but!”

“no buts! and then we knock the twolegs out with my super strength and still being invisible!!!”
“shouldn’t we have done that first—”

“NUH-uh! and we DANCE OUT AND RUN FROM THE COPS TOGETHER, WHILE THROWING OUR INVISIBILITY PELTS IN THEIR FACES!! WEEHEEE!!”

poppymask put a paw to her face and sighed.

[Skyweaver]

Username: Skyweaver
Cat Name: TBD
Gender: Male
Rank: Warrior
Clan: https://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=103&t=4887254&p=142631859#p142631859
Age: 3
Prompt: In progress

[RoxyTBDW]

Username: RoxyTBDW
Cat Name: Sapphirewing
Gender: Female (They/them)
Rank: Warrior
Clan: MistClan
Age: 18 moons
Prompt: "This is extremely stupid," Tinysnow growled. He knew there was NO WAY in StarClan that Sapphirewing's plan would work. Stealing... from the Twolegs? A place called the 'bank.' Even the word rolled off his tongue in a weird way.

"And how do you know that it won't work?" Sapphirewing teased. He flicked his tail, intrigued, but he'd never admit it. They were sitting in the bushes in the very front of the 'bank,' their ears perked and Twolegs walking in and out of the transparent entrance flaps*. He couldn't read the big words but Sapphirewing claimed they could. They had said that it was called 'Purrency' (it's actually called Bank of Money™️, Sapphirewing is not smart.)

"Can you go over the plan one more time, at least?" he purred, tail lashing. He poked them in the shoulder with his tail as he listened for Twolegs, hoping to StarClan they wouldn't hear the two yowling at each other in hushed voices. "Ugh, again? Okay, okay. We will sneak in through the doors, you'll distract them by talking about nonsense, like you always do, and I'll sneak into the vault and steal all the money and then we can rub it in SparkleClan's stupid whiskers that we are better than them and stole from Twolegs! Their faces will be priceless, even with all the money we'll have!"

He didn't understand a single meow of that. What is a door? What is a vault? What is MONEY?! He sighed and put his face into his paws. "This will never work, oh StarClan..." he muttered. "There's our cue!" they loudly whispered. And then they were gone.

He had no choice but to do this, if he came back to the Clan without Sapphirewing, Jaystar would be FURIOUS with him, even with the what's-it-called they were taking. This was so against the Warrior Code. Why couldn't they take someone else? Just because he was their littermate did NOT mean they could drag him along on dangerous, code-breaking missions!

He trotted out of the bushes onto the hot cement of the sidewalk and dashed in through the entrance flaps*. Immediately, three Twolegs were scrambling around to try and grab the brown and white fluff dashing along the pale, cold floor. One was sitting down and shouting, raising their paws in the air as if that would make the ambitious she-cat slow down.

Almost as quickly as lightning, they leapt up onto an obvious metal circle-shape that was for some reason out in the open, and leapt up into the air. They rapidly bit down onto the circle in the center of it and swung their body around to try and open it. Two of the furious and shouting Twolegs in black, smooth and fancy pelt-like material, grabbed the mischievous goblin cat and ripped them away from the metal circle.

Jaystar was NOT pleased. She yowled on and on about the Warrior Code, and how they disobeyed StarClan, how she would never hear the end of it from the other Clans. This was insane. "How did you two even get so close to them? Why did you want those things? Don't you know you could go to the Dark Forest for getting to close? What if they trapped you? What if they ate you? WHAT IF THEY FOLLOWED YOU HOME TO THE CLAN, STOLE ALL OUR PREY, BROUGHT US TO THEIR TERRIBLE NESTS, AND RUBBED IT IN SPARKLECLAN'S FACE ABOUT HOW STUPID WE ARE?!?!?!?!?!"

They were on elder duty for 20 moons.

*Entrance flaps is Tinysnow's word for doors.

[I Like Bees]

Username: Fairy King
Cat Name: Morningwhisper
Gender: gender-fluid [they/he/she]
Rank: mediator
Clan: Mothclan
Age: 15 moons
Prompt: The plan is quite simple, really. First, you’ve gotta look the part. The perfect look for the job really does start you off on the right paw. The hardened expression, the scruffy fur, the accessories. It’s all very important. The next step is to assemble the team. A small team is better, just a few cats to get the job done without being noticed. Two trusted allies should do the trick. You need “The Watchdog”, the cat to keep an eye and an ear out for anyone approaching and warn you before it becomes a problem. They should be sneaky, observant, and trustworthy. That’s Stormchaser. Next is “The Muscle”, the one who steps in if anything goes wrong. They should be strong and brave. They need to keep a level head when things turn sour. That’s Wildfire. And most importantly, you need “The Brains”. That’s me, of course. I take care of everything else and make sure the whole thing goes off without a hitch. Once everyone is together, you go over the plan and make sure everyone is on the same page. And now it’s the important part: executing the plan! Everyone meets at the bank. The Watchdog climbs to the highest spot to get a good view of the area, while The Muscle breaks the door open. And then that’s where I come in. Escorted by The Muscle I… well, I… uh… ???
Well, let’s face it. That’s when I panic and forget the entire plan, if I ever even finish it in the first place. And then we abandon the plan and run away and probably get really close to being caught. But we make a close escape!! And then we all laugh it off and chalk it up to a fun adventure and a bonding experience!

Congrats! The twist ending here was incredible 😭

I'd also like to award HMs to crexmii and RoxyTBDW !