[I Like Bees]

National milk day

Tell me about an inside joke this cat has with their friends/family!
If they don't have anyone to have an inside joke with, tell me about an odd thing this cat finds funny

Ends January 21st, 11:59 PM CST

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[b]Username:[/b]
[b]Cat Name:[/b]
[b]Gender:[/b]
[b]Rank:[/b]
[b]Clan:[/b] (Please link)
[b]Age:[/b] (1 year or above)
[b]Prompt:[/b]

Name: Milk
Gender: No [ it /they ]
Rank: God of chaos, infinity, and complete and utter ignorance
of the universe and how it works
Clan: The Principality
Description: Dominant white [genetically taupe-apricot silver
charcoal broken braided torbie mink] with white eyes
Age: It's always been there
Edits: [NR] Accessory; [C] shorter tail, ear tufts, whiskers,
ear placement, pupil; [UC] unnatural eye color, mid fur edit
Owner: quirky;

[Arrikanez]

Username: Arrikanez
Cat Name: Radioactive Systemic Reaction
Gender: NB, male pronouns
Rank: Nurse
Clan: The Dark Carnival
Age: 3.2
Prompt:

Nobody ever calls him by his full name. Most of the rest of the Carnival call him 'Radio' or "Sys'. But that's not what he finds so hilarious. Radio is a big fan of dark-humor, and his own profession as a medical assistant and researcher lends itself to some rather dark moments. The 'strange' thing he finds funny is other people's suffering. A cat is just as likely to be laughed at as helped when they come to him for an injury like a broken paw or tail, and sickness he finds a fascinating research subject... as long as he can stop giggling long enough to do his job. Many of the cats in the Carnival find this odd sense of humor for other's misfortune rather off-putting, and Fortune's End finds it downright offensive.

Either a good thing or a bad thing, his superior - HeartHunter - finds the ailments and injuries just as funny as he does... but Radio insists that he's not the crazy one.

[espen.]

Username: quirky;
Cat Name: Milk
Gender: no [ it / they ]
Rank: God of chaos, infinity, and complete and utter ignorance of the universe and how it works
Clan: The Principality
Age: it's always been here
Prompt: While on a walk with one of their friends in the Chaos Dimension, Milk, the god of chaos, stumbled upon a golf ball. Its friend joked that Milk should eat said golf ball. Milk obliged and picked up the orb, opening its mouth. The friend screamed with fear and told Milk it was a joke! Now those two take any opportunity to poke fun at the memory. Someone's being annoying? "Eat a golf ball!" Someone doesn't know what to eat? "Eat a golf ball!" There's endless uses for this inside joke, and Milk thoroughly enjoys it.

[Beezhivez]

Username: Beezhivez
Cat Name: Spirit
Gender: Unlabeled (they/them)
Rank: Adventurer
Clan: Wanderers of the Bay
Age: 2 years
Prompt:

When Spirit was a young kit, they loved the snow, so much so that they would go missing when they played around in it. One time they decided to play a prank, hiding among the snow while their family chattered about around them. They wanted to jump out and scare their brother from the snow. But instead, what they got was a face pressed into the snow drift, and snow up their nose. Their brother had stepped on their head!

Nowadays, whenever they get sick or are unable to speak, someone will likely mention something around "What's wrong? Is your mouth full of snow again?" or "You sound like there's snow up your nose." They deal with it, as embarrassing as it is.

[Griff]

Username: Griff
Cat Name: Milkpelt
Gender: Female
Rank: TBD
Clan: Clan Ember
Age: 17 Moons
Prompt: Milkpelt had the same problem as most cats: lactose intolerant. And yet, she kept finding it still. Most of the time, with her light pelt, she could hide the traces it would leave behind. But one night, at the campfire, she passed gas. "You got into the milk again didn't you?" "Noooo...." Pbbbbbt. "...Maybe." So now any time gas is passed, everyone jokes that Milkpelt must have gotten into the milk again.

[I Like Bees]

Username: quirky;
Cat Name: Milk
Gender: no [ it / they ]
Rank: God of chaos, infinity, and complete and utter ignorance of the universe and how it works
Clan: The Principality
Age: it's always been here
Prompt: While on a walk with one of their friends in the Chaos Dimension, Milk, the god of chaos, stumbled upon a golf ball. Its friend joked that Milk should eat said golf ball. Milk obliged and picked up the orb, opening its mouth. The friend screamed with fear and told Milk it was a joke! Now those two take any opportunity to poke fun at the memory. Someone's being annoying? "Eat a golf ball!" Someone doesn't know what to eat? "Eat a golf ball!" There's endless uses for this inside joke, and Milk thoroughly enjoys it.

Congrats! I can't stop thinking about this one it's so funny

[espen.]

zdsfxgc Omg, thank you so much!! Milk will be treasured in the Chaos Dimension lol