Username: quirky;
Cat Name: Fading Tama
Gender: Genderfluid [ She-cat ]
Rank: tbd
Clan: The PrincipalityAge: 60 moons
Prompt: I know absolutely nothing about tamagotchis...Better go to WikiHow for help! :D
link1. Pull that tab.
I guess I gotta arm this explosive device before I can care for a little one! Man, responsibility is hard.
2. Wait for an egg.
Wait...so is this little animal thing a bird? Why do some of them have fur, then? What is with witchery?!
3. Press the middle button to set the time
Gotta love cheap video game time travel! :D
4. Get ready
Hunger Games, except the foods are the tributes...GO CHILD GO!
5. Keep up the care
How is that thing cute? It's like a rock...
6. Potty
OH CRAP THIS THING IS GONNA BLOW!
7. Check every 15 minutes
Why is this thing so freaking needy!? I gotta exercise it, make sure it doesn't explode, not over feed it, and make sure it doesn't get lonely? Like bro, go be your own company, I got Minecraft to play! >:c
8. 5 min sleep
I work for 45 minutes and get a 5 minute break..?!
9. Child -> Teenager
Ew a teen...
10. Teenager -> Adult
FINALLY it's an adult. GO PAY YOUR OWN TAXES
11. Matchmaker
Bro I thought I was done with this nerd, now I gotta get it a mate? -3-
12. WAIT WHAT
MY CHILD JUST LEAVES ME WITH ITS OWN BABY WHILE WE'RE ASLEEP!? I DIDN'T RAISE YOU LIKE THIS!? >:c
13. ...wth is this toy?
why is this a thing?!