[Cinxer]

Username: cinxer
Cat Name:
Gender: female
Rank: warrior
Clan: roseclan link in Sig
Age: 75 moons
Quote: "you are here because we need you" -vic
New and Improved Quote: "you are here because we are understaffed and pay minimum wage"- every manager

This was too tempting not to join

[fruitbat]

Username: fruitbat
Cat Name: Roddre
Gender: Male
Rank: Bladerunner
Clan: Rigi
Age: 4 years
Quote: "Always remember you're someones reason to smile"
New and Improved Quote: "Always remember you're someones reason to smile, because you're a joke"

[Chanceuxcat]

Username: Chanceuxcat
Cat Name: Papyrustwist
Gender: male (he/him)
Rank:
Clan: Scorchclan
Age: 15 moons
Quote: "Make it happen. Shock everyone." (link)
New and Improved Quote:
"Or don't. No need to live up to expectations if there are none of you!" :3

[nio]

Username: nio
Cat Name: Cactustalon
Gender: nonbinary, xe/ae
Rank: garrison
Clan: mesaclan
Age: 89m
Quote: Live, laugh, love.
New and Improved Quote: Die, cry, hate.

[Griff]

Username: Griff
Cat Name: Cinnamontail
Gender: Male
Rank: TBD
Clan: https://toyhou.se/griffhighwind/charact ... er:2507939
Age: 13 Moons
Quote: “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching..."
New and Improved Quote: "Everyone is watching you so please stop dancing because right now you look like a funky chicken..."

[coffee.berry]

Username: coffee.berry
Cat Name: Moonclaw
Gender: Male
Rank: Fighter
Clan: PeaceClan
Age: 1 year
Quote: 'It's never too late to be what you might've been.”
New and Improved Quote: 'It's too late to be what you could've become!”

[alphias]

Username: Alpha Snowdust
Cat Name: Thunderflame
Gender: Male
Rank: Hunter
Clan: Clan of the Whispering Light
Age: 40 moons
Quote: “No mistakes, only happy accidents” - Bob Ross
New and Improved Quote: “Few mistakes. Mainly interesting accidents.”

[Whovian5EVA]

Username: Whovian5eva
Cat Name: Russetleap
Gender: Non-binary
Rank: Warrior
Clan: Craterclan
Age: 1 year

Quote: If you hear a voice within you say “you cannot paint,” then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. –Vincent Van Gogh

New and Improved Quote: If you hear a voice within you say “you cannot paint,” then don't.

[Mythz]

These are all hilarious!! I'll definitely have to do similar ones in the future.
HM's to CloudedDiamond, NaCl, I Like Bees and nio because it was surprisingly difficult to judge!

Username: knickknacks
Cat Name: Acornspot
Gender: female
Rank: warrior/guard
Clan: Knollclan
Age: 4 years, 3 moons

Quote: "the darkest hour is just before the dawn."

New and Improved Quote: "it's dark, I'm sleep deprived, and when the sun comes up I will scream in agony."

[Cinxer]

Congrats knick knacks! I remember reading all of these to my friend and i couldnt finish yours without laughing XD

And congrats to hms!