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What's the worst pun this cat has ever said? Must be CS appropriate!

Ends September 10th, 11:59 PM CDT

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[b]Username:[/b]
[b]Cat Name:[/b]
[b]Gender:[/b] dfab
[b]Rank:[/b]
[b]Clan:[/b] (Please link)
[b]Age:[/b] (1 year or above)
[b]Prompt:[/b]

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Name: Basilstep
Gender: dfab
Rank: Medicine cat
Clan: SpringClan
Description: Black golden classic-aligned spotted
caliby with high white and green eyes
Age: 29 moons
Edits: Weight (nr), accessory (nr), expression (nr)
Owner: KittyandCat

[acronymm]

Username: acronymm
Cat Name: Honeyleaf
Gender: dfab
Rank: medicine cat
Clan: houndclan
Age: 22 moons
Prompt: ''What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator....''

[Chanceuxcat]

Username: Chanceuxcat
Cat Name: Snailtail
Gender: he/him, transman (dfab)
Rank: Gatherer
Clan: Scorchclan
Age: 14 moons
Prompt:

"What do you call a snail that isn’t moving? An escar-stay... pfffft HA! Get it? It's after... nevermind, I guess you've never had twoleg food huh? sighhh"

[iStarz & Everly]

Username: iStarz & Everly
Cat Name: Splash Of Leaping Frog
Gender: dfab
Rank: protector - warrior
Clan: Tribe Of Rippling Water
Age: 43 moons
Prompt:
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No Eye-deer. 🤣🤣

[craig?]

Username: craig?
Cat Name: Khakitail
Gender: dfab genderfluid
Rank: Organizer
Clan: https://toyhou.se/Almondclans/characters/folder:2415695
Age: 56 moons
Prompt:
"Whats the boogie man's favorite prey?

I don't know, but it's definitely snot mouse!"

[Vinson]

Username: Vinson
Cat Name: Breeze
Gender: dfab
Rank: trail runner
Clan: The Summit
Age: 40 moons
Prompt:

Did you hear about the cat who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake.

[stqrveil]

Username: stqrveil
Cat Name: Flamespeck
Gender: dfab
Rank: Warrior
Clan: VerdantClan
Age: 13 moons
Prompt:

"I was wondering why that stone was getting bigger and bigger, then it hit me."

[Chamrosh]

Username: Chamrosh
Cat Name: Shriketail
Gender: dfab, Male
Rank: Warrior
Clan: Coinclan
Age: 16 Moons
Prompt: "How do you tell German sausages apart from other ones? They're the wurst."

[espen.]

Username: quirky;
Cat Name: Spottedmint
Gender: dfab
Rank: Gatherer
Clan: LagoonClan
Age: 90 moons
Prompt: You'll know this one
Horse: "ow, OW! Did you just bite me?"
Tail: "I dunno...could you TAIL?"

[KittyandCat]

Username: KittyandCat
Cat Name: Basilstep
Gender: dfab
Rank: medicine cat
Clan: SpringClan
Age: 29 moons
Prompt:

“Some cat is still piling soil on top of the catmint garden…” Minteyes meowed to her companion, her voice edged with both seriousness and confusion. As she met Basilstep’s eyes, she was surprised at the other’s she-cat’s look of amusement. Until she spoke.
“I guess you could say the plot has thickened.”