by ♥ mizu » Sun Dec 06, 2020 9:13 am
Username: Blissfully
Lambicorn name: Cassie
Gender: female
Cooking Mishap!:
Cassie looks at you with a glint of regret in her eye, and you have a feeling - no, you know - that this will be a long story. In her thick Italian accent and most fake wistful voice you could imagine, she begins;
"Ah, 'twas a solemn day for a chef as talented as I. My heart desired to make a pizza; a strong will that burnt like an ember inside of me. How could I resist?"
She mocked a deep sigh, pausing before continuing.
"Alas, that lovely dish was not to be. You must see, each of my sauces are kept in jars, neatly stacked upon each other in the cupboard, and, because I had been organizing them earlier, none were labelled. When I reached for the tomato sauce, the hot sauce was what I actually retrieved, and I was none the wiser. Call me a fool, I would accept that title. As you may predict, my mouth got quite a surprise when I bit into that marvelous, otherwise glorious pizza of mine. The clash of flavours was an utter catastrophe, and - and, I'm sorry, I just cannot continue, it's too heartwrenching!"
And with that, Cassie buried her head in her paws, throwing one of her drama queen crying fits.
"Not only that, but it was the hot sauce that I was going to trick my brother into eating later!"