[heffalumps]

A bay roan walks into a bar...

Username:
Reg. name:
Barn name:
Gender: stallion/gelding
Height: 15 hh
Phenotype: bay roan
Genotype: Ee/Aa/nRn
Breeding notes:
-roan is linked to e


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b]Username:[/b]
[b]Reg. name:[/b] (this is just a show name)
[b]Barn name:[/b] (this is a call name/nickname)
[b]Gender:[/b] stallion/gelding (pick one, geldings cannot be bred as they are castrated)
[b]Height:[/b] 15hh
[b]Halter colour:[/b]

[dubai.]

Username: dubaii.
Reg. name: Midnight Snack
Barn name: Kaspian
Gender: stallion/gelding
Height: 15hh
Halter colour: Hunter green, gold hardware
if you wear a cowboy hat and some boots, are you ranch dressing?

[Cinxer]

Username: cinxer
Reg. name: chestnuts on fire
Barn name: cinnamin
Gender: stallion
Height: 15hh
Halter colour: light bright green

Why did the cowboy take hay to bed? So he could feed his night-mares

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Username: discontinued.
Reg. name: Man of Honour
Barn name: Malachai
Gender: stalliion
Height: 15hh
Halter colour: Red

Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks 'So, do you know how to drive this thing?'

[faentofheart]

b]Username:[/b] RangerTheCowPony
Reg. name: Weight Of The World on My Shoulders
Barn name: Atlas
Gender: stallion
Height: 15hh
Halter colour:
Surprise me!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks
“Why the long face?” Disgusted by his lack of understanding equine anatomy, the horse leaves

[Lavellan]

Username: Lavellan
Reg. name: What A Joke
Barn name: Nali
Gender: stallion
Height: 15hh
Halter colour: A nice blue, please! ^^

Have you heard? The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested! I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence!

[Chanceuxcat]

Username: Chanceuxcat
Reg. name: Royals' Sweet Potato
Barn name: Capall
Gender: stallion
Height: 15hh
Halter colour: Green and gold please!

Q: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?

A: None

(I'm sorry, I just had to do a history joke XD)

[razzberry]

Username: razzberry
Reg. name: Fire & Dice
Barn name: Barego
Gender: stallion
Height: 15 hh
Halter colour: black + gold hardware

If your American when you go in to the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
- European

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