[PrincessGlitter]

username: PrincessGlitter
name of kalon: Red Hot
gender: Female
their username: redhotspaghetti

[mossmuttz]

username: Lost.,
name of kalon: Koridian
gender: Male
their username: Kxridi.an

[EmeraldQueen]

username: cartoons
name of kalon: Lyra
gender: female
their username: arrxwg1rl (arrowgirl)

[saltat1o]

username: viper.
name of kalon: Caroline
gender: female
their username: XX_thiccccccccccc_grrrl_XX

[VoidRinkusu]

Username: VoidRinkusu
Kalon name: Payton Lancaster
Kalon gender: male
Their username: •WouldRatherBeAShark•

[cloven]

username: Disreputable
name of kalon: Ignatius
gender: Male
their username: Not-your-average-Chum#syncingMAHteeth

He knew his password. He knew he knew. It was the username that was the issue. He tried everything! His dogs name, Marley, he tried his favourite memes like BabyShark, but none of these worked. He wasn’t going to ask his mom because his tumblr wasn’t too christany and he knew he’d never hear the end of “I needed to ask mommy for help with my username.” So he tried everything he could think of- his favourite colour, pink- even the name of his first stuffed animal: a turtle named Stanley! TurtleStan- INCORRECT. Pinkasapeach- INCORRECT, WRONG, FRUSTRATING! He sat and sighed. He had tried everything and he decided to just change his username. He filled out the email and typed in “Not-your-average-Chum#syncingMAHteeth” and his jaw dropped.


“You may not use your existing username”


(Is shook because I’ve edited this like ten times to try to wip out two puns)

[mewsters]

username: mewsters
name of kalon: Kuzco
gender: male
their username: x-ur-the-sharkboi-to-my-lavagirl-x

[Ivyscribblez]

username: Ivyscribblez
name of kalon: Kaylimara
gender: Female
their username: watergorl,

[Tjebb]

Nice of you to do this for us with very few kalons!

username: Tjebb
name of kalon: Hunter
gender: Male
their username: SharkBait0h0h

[EpicratesPictus]

username: Irrylath
name of kalon: Ocellaris
gender: Male
their username: Am_phi_prion_ta_get_sleep (bad joke about the taxonomic name of clown fish and minor lisps)