Username: jellyfish.luch
Your Post on Rollcall: here
Name: Sasha
Gender: Female
Animal: Please be a Siamese.
Why: You see a lost looking camper at the edge of the camp, you approach just incase you can do something to help out. "Hello, why don't you come over and join the others?" You ask.
The camper replies bitterly, "People suck. Isn't that obvious? No? Well let me explain. Humanity sucks on a large scale, children are starving in Africa while in the US we waste 35 million tonnes of food per year. Children are even starving and dying from lack of healthcare here. Humanity sucks. Even on a small scale people suck. Individuals suck. They're your friend for a couple of years and then they stab you in the back. People suck so I'd rather keep to myself, thank you very much." (124 words)