by bark » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:59 am
username; K-9-Dog
name; Daisy
pun; *grabs a mic and climbs on stage* A pun contest? It's snow time for puns, this is serious matters!
....Are you kitten me? I actually said a pun-
Anyways, since insect puns bugs me, Here's a story of my day at school:
Today I got detention. Why? for asking too many questions. I first asked my art teacher "Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?" And she was going to tell me to focus drawing on my paper, but she was stumped.
I asked my science teacher: "How do you actually believe atoms are real? They make up everything!" He was about to tell me to be quiet, but stopped and thought about it.
......Okay, okay. It wasn't the questions that got me in trouble, it was this:
My math teacher was telling the class that we can't divide by zero. So I got up and screamed: "To the guy who invented Zero: THANKS FOR NOTHING!!!" He then sent me to the principal's office, and gave me a dimension.
Get it? DIMENSION?
......yeah yeah. I guess that pun wasn't the bee's knees. I've done my damage, I'll buzz off.
*Drops mic and leaves stage*
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