by rain, » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:55 am
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pun; When a bee is in your hand, what's in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. I know these bee puns really sting, but at least im NOT mentioning the bee movie. Sadly I have several bee puns about that.
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by bark » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:59 am
username; K-9-Dog
name; Daisy
pun; *grabs a mic and climbs on stage* A pun contest? It's snow time for puns, this is serious matters!
....Are you kitten me? I actually said a pun-
Anyways, since insect puns bugs me, Here's a story of my day at school:
Today I got detention. Why? for asking too many questions. I first asked my art teacher "Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?" And she was going to tell me to focus drawing on my paper, but she was stumped.
I asked my science teacher: "How do you actually believe atoms are real? They make up everything!" He was about to tell me to be quiet, but stopped and thought about it.
......Okay, okay. It wasn't the questions that got me in trouble, it was this:
My math teacher was telling the class that we can't divide by zero. So I got up and screamed: "To the guy who invented Zero: THANKS FOR NOTHING!!!" He then sent me to the principal's office, and gave me a dimension.
Get it? DIMENSION?
......yeah yeah. I guess that pun wasn't the bee's knees. I've done my damage, I'll buzz off.
*Drops mic and leaves stage*
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by carpe » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:09 am
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name; himawari
pun; oh, so there will be a wasp for a runner up? then i need to g'wasp my true potential and choose some bee-utiful pun as soon as possible because you know as they say... time flies!
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by Firedancer77 » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:16 am
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name; Fiona
pun; Would you expect Fiona to actually be hornet-ble at puns? It's quite pun-believable. However, despite her love for them, the ones Fiona actually manages to make are quite shab-bee, if she can even manage to correctly make one. Once she gets in the moo-d to make them, trying to have any other conversation with her is an udder waste of time, and she'll definitely milk it to get the most out of it. Most likely you'll have to tell her to buzz-off. But does she wanna-bee better at them? You better bee-lieve it. I suppose there's a reason that poor Fiona is told that there's snow time for this when she shows no improvement. But despite the sting of their words, she'll bee at it till she can finally gets good, even if she'll bee bumbling through it till that point. She's determined to be a pun queen!
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by Takk » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:44 am
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name; Benji
pun; What is a bees favorite shape? What, hexagons? No! Ocelli's triangle, if you see what I did there. Or maybe you've heard this one bee-fore, I'll abdomen this joke.
im so sorry, part of the bees eyes are called ocelli eyes
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by notwearingsocks » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:57 am
username; scarlet_wolf
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pun;
what did the bear say when he couldn't sleep ?
this is unBEARable. BEARy annoying.
ba-dum-tsss
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