name; Beauford though instead every body calls him Ford the drama queen
gender; Male
story;
Chapter 1 The Drama Queen
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING DON"T LEAVE ME YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DUKE TAKE YOUR PAWS AND WALK BACKWARDS TO ME NOW!" Ford says while crying hysterically. "Are you kidding me Ford!? I'm going to buy some steak for my dinner, Jeez!" Duke said while secretly worrying that Beauford is going to have an other one of his meltdowns. "WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT!" "look, do you want anything while I'm gone? You know, on second though I'm just going to buy some Chinese food instead." "Oh thank god! I know for sure you'd die out there!" Duke rolls his eyes and walks very fastly to the phone while Ford's phone rings. "H-hello? Oh WAIT YOU'RE DUKE'S BROTHER!? OH MY SPRINKLES, I'M A FAN OF YOU!" Ford fanboys. *Norman sighs* "Look, Beauford, I came here to ask you where the heck is my brother not to hear that you're a fan of my show okay? Now I know you're with him so just tell me where he is!" *Ford screams* "YOU CAME HERE TO GIVE ME AN AUDIOGRAPH!" "First of all, it's called an autograph, and two NO YOU DIMWIT I CAME HERE ON THE PHONE TO ASK YOU WHERE IS MY BROTHER!" *Norman starts speaking in Swedish* "Oh well he's babysitting me and- Ford gets cut off. "YOU'RE TWENTY FIVE YOU DON'T NEED A BABYSITTER! AND YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT THAT'S A LIE!" "I know I said that he came to my house to order us some Chinese food not babysitting me you silly!" *Screams then starts speaking in Swedish again*
Chapter 2 It's not the best whisky in the bottle but it's still a better love story than- ENOUGH WITH THAT JOKE ALREADY GOD!
"The Chinese food is here!" Duke screams in joy they both sit and eat and this conversation pops up. "I don't know why I even dated my ex, while at least I'm single now." Ford says in re-leaf. "Uh dude were eating Chinese food not- Duke gets cut of "we kissed and her breath stank well she looked like a girl I mean she could've been a guy, you know that could've been why she had bad breathe or I don't know, anyways we kissed and her breathe stank and I felt sick afterwards and threw up and- Ford gets cut off "Dude you're going to make me sick." Duke said disgustedly. "Why! Because he's a guy? I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M BISEXUAL!" Ford screams. "No! It was the fact that you threw up! And you told me that he was a girl? And you know that I'm LGBTQ supportive!" "Okay then my sorrys! And I told you that he was a guy and he was typical looking with this weird mane and that we were arm wrestling then I lost so we made out and his breathe stank so that relationship instantly ended not that he was a girl! Ford yelled. *Duke slams his head against the table, but before that he tells him that you say my apologies not my sorrys* now a message from the narrator that says the chapters. "Hey I guess you could say that for the boys and gals that Beauford is single ready to mingle right?" 564 words out of 600