by Silver Pandorica » Sun Jun 26, 2016 6:18 am
I'm trying out for the top right kit!
Username: SilverCrescentMoon
Name: Sorrel
Gender: Female
Writing: (500 words)
Hey! I'm Sorrel, and apparently I'm here to talk about my job. Um...it's not really a normal job, I guess. Believe me, it can get super messy depending on the product. Oh right, I have to actually tell you what I do, huh? The gist of it is, I test out companies' products for defects. If there's a problem, I will find it. I inspect every part of the machinery very carefully. It can be anything from a skateboard that goes by itself all the way to melt-in-your-mouth crackers. I'm gonna be honest here, sometimes, I get some really dumb products sent in. One of the worst was one of those clapper lights. Where you clap and it turns the lights on. Except you didn't have to clap, you had to blink. There were so many obvious things wrong with it (like the fact that you blink every few seconds!) that I sent it back to the company immediately with a very long email of reasons why it was dumb. You may think that's a little rude, but it's my job! And I absolutely love my job.
My personal favorite was the Ultra-Microwave. It could reheat anything. Supposedly, anyways. Let's just say that potatoes don't do so well in any type of microwave. I never did get around to repairing that hole in my kitchen wall...
All in all, I think my job is the funnest around! What? Funnest is too a word.