Daffy’s Great Duck Hunt - Day 1
Username: Northstar.
Buttermilk: Ghost
Prompt:
"You're not joking," Ghost deadpans. A duck is running free in a crowd of hooves and this heifer is not joking. Her eyebrow twitches with annoyance. She is not a duck wrangler nor has she ever been any type of bird catcher. Honestly, she doesn't even like birds. "Great. Fine," Ghost huffs. She'd rather be in the middle of a zombie hoard... With her hands tied behind her back... Literally on fire... than here..
"Here ducky, ducky, ducky," she calls grumpily. Someone passes with a oversized chunk of bread and Ghost nicks a piece. She crumbles a trail on the ground. A real Grade-A "Karen" screeches orders on a megaphone as a pair of gangly kids try to hang her sign straight. The noise really grates on Ghost's nerves. Her teeth grind, her fists clench. Another screech and she's stomping across the path and borrowing Karen's megaphone.
Ghost scales the ladder, blows a long whistle through her fingers, and holds up the megaphone.
"Anyone see a loose duck?"
Word Count: 170