[Archaeopteryx.]

Write a short little song/poem roasting some silly things this cat has done!

Ends April 7th at rollover (7th to 8th)

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[b]Username:[/b]
[b]Cat Name:[/b]
[b]Gender:[/b]
[b]Rank:[/b]
[b]Clan:[/b] (Please link)
[b]Age:[/b] (1 year or above)
[b]Prompt:[/b]

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Name: Vermilion
Gender: Tom
Rank: Storyteller
Clan: Wanderers of the Bay
Description: Black charcoal marbled tabby with low white
Age: 3 years
Edits: [nr] scars
[c] pupil, sclera
Owner: Beezhivez

[coffee.berry]

Username: coffee.berry
Cat Name: Frostheart
Gender: male
Rank: fighter
Clan: will link later, on mobile 😭
Age: 24 moons
Prompt:

He says he used to fight the most dangerous of predators
Big deal - his brother finished them before Hoshi got himself killed, for
He keeps saying hes awesome but let's be real
His brother who keeps helping him is the hero, the real deal.
He says he slayed the almighty and ferocious Dragon
But is his tale really spot on?
Nope. I've seen it with my own eyes, my gods, he chickened out
But his brother, who keeps saving him, did it again - strong and stout!
I bet we can all see how
Frostheart isn't the real hero, his brother is, and he saves the day with a huge KA-POW!

[ivyy.]

Username: ivyy.
Cat Name: tbd
Gender: tbd
Rank: tbd
Clan: ≋O≋c≋e≋a≋n≋ ≋C≋l≋a≋n
Age: 25 m
Prompt: all info according to mothy...

"Last night
You were quite the awful sight
When you ate that lemon it made you cry
I told you to not even try
You're just as idiotic as the face you made
You weren't even able to facade
What's worse is that you did it to impress
I think it's time you just confess"

[ArithMedic]

Username: ArithMedic
Cat Name: tbd
Gender: tbd
Rank: tbd
Clan: Lotusclan
Age: tbd
Prompt:
"You jumped on a log and fell right through,
you thought you were being chased but it was your shadow behind you.
You left your prey in the open to be stolen,
you tripped over your apprentice and now her leg is swollen.
You didn't even know the prey pile was empty,
but now here you are with the audacity to ask to be deputy?"

[Beezhivez]

Username: Beezhivez
Cat Name: Vermilion
Gender: Tom
Rank: Storyteller
Clan: Wanderers of the Bay
Age: 3 years
Prompt:

Tipsy, topsy, turvy, clumsy
You always stumble everywhere you see
And even though you take it in stride
You're stumbling like you have to hide
It's not your fault though, can't you see?
A cat like yourself with cereberal palsy
Many times you gotten into trouble
With a fall or trip, mistake or befuddle
And even though you trip over a rock or fall into a tree
You get back up with a hop and a skip, unbothered and happy.

[kyeza]

Username: galaxyy.
Cat Name: tbd
Gender: tbd
Rank: tbd
Clan: jadeclan
Age: tbd
Prompt:

raspberry pie, a big mistake,
nothing but a huge headache.
slipped out of your grasp when you fled,
filled you with a sense of dread.
spilled all over you when you hit the brake,
bright red jam flying in your wake.
brand new clothes must be shed,
all ruined, all stained red!

[Vivika]

Username: vivika
Cat Name: tbd!
Gender: tbd!
Rank: astronomer (scientist)
Clan: azeryn
Age: forty moons
Prompt: a lil poem from their lover <3

. ● ☾ ● .
yes i love you to the moon and back
even if you can be such a brat

yes i know quantam physics gives you the blues
but have you ever thought maybe it’s not the dimensions
but your own misconceptions
because you’re the real problem, it’s you.

yes i know about newton’s second law,
what goes up must come down,
but my love, when you fall,
you plummet down to bedrock.

yes i love you to the moon and back
but i’d much rather you go and never come back.

[Archaeopteryx.]

Username: Beezhivez
Cat Name: Vermilion
Gender: Tom
Rank: Storyteller
Clan: Wanderers of the Bay
Age: 3 years
Prompt:

Tipsy, topsy, turvy, clumsy
You always stumble everywhere you see
And even though you take it in stride
You're stumbling like you have to hide
It's not your fault though, can't you see?
A cat like yourself with cereberal palsy
Many times you gotten into trouble
With a fall or trip, mistake or befuddle
And even though you trip over a rock or fall into a tree
You get back up with a hop and a skip, unbothered and happy.

Sorry it's taken me so long to get to this! This was really sweet, I can't wait to see what you do with Vermilion!

Also awarding RUs to ArithMedic and vivika!

[Vivika]

ohhh, congrats beezhivez!! your poem was so sweet + definitely stood out to me when i read it 🥺🥺🥺
congrats arithmedic on the ru as well! love love love the character in your poem <3333

and thank you so much for the ru, arc! c: