[DeadlyArcana]

Im back from holiday! I hope everyone had a wonderful christmas (if you celebrate) and a fantastic new years!


owner: certified
kennel/stable: Birch Acres
show name: BA's Cool Catt
call name: Alva
gender: male
age: 4 years old
color: Saddled Piebald
gene: kk/BB/DD/AsAs/EE/iiii/SlSl/SpSp/gg/mm/tt/fc/NN
special notes:n/a

[bug]

owner: MintFox
kennel/stable: Here
show name: MKC Run Like The Wind
call name: Spirit
gender: Female
age: 3 Years
harness color: Artists Choice! <3
Dad joke: I have 2 bc i am horrible lol
1. What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows
2. Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.

[►Athena◄]

Owner: ►Athena◄
Kennel/Stable: Baltic Husky Reserve
show name: BHR Dashing through the Snow
call name: Dash
gender: Male
age: 6 years
harness color: Red
Dad joke (please keep it cs appropriate!):
What do you call a fake noodle?
Answer: An impasta

[werepickle]

owner: werepickle
kennel/stable: Highpine Kennels
show name: Lil Jokester
call name: Buck
gender: Male
age: 6yrs
harness color: checkered navy blue
Dad joke:
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback

[nio]

owner: nio
kennel/stable: SBK
show name: Time to Move On
call name: Frankie
gender: male
age: 6 years
harness color: artist choice
Dad joke: time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana! :)

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Owner: discontinued.
Kennel: The Nexus Kennels
Show Name: TNK Bold Reason
Call Name: Xena
Gender: Female
Age: 4 years
Harness Color: Sage green
Dad Joke: I wouldn't buy anything with velcro; it's a total rip-off!

[BlueEyedKite]

owner: BlueEyedKite
kennel/stable: NQ's Baltic Beauties
show name: NQ's Best of Alpine
call name: Alpine
gender: Male
age: 4 years
harness color: Artist's choice!
Dad joke (please keep it cs appropriate!):Today, my step-son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. I've been with his mom for 11 years and he still won't call me Dad.

[certified]

owner: certified
kennel/stable: Birch Acres
show name: BA's Cool Catt
call name: Alva
gender: male
age: 4
harness color: stripes or like tie dye?
Dad joke (please keep it cs appropriate!):
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call it, it's not coming.

[honeybunchesofoats]

owner: honeybunchesofoats
kennel/stable: Hero's Reunion
show name: HR's Knock Knock
call name: Who
gender: male
age: 4
harness color: artist choice!
Dad joke (please keep it cs appropriate!): How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints!

[Furrydogs12]

owner: Furrydogs12
kennel/stable: Forum/viewtopic.php?f=103&t=4628055&p=136003166#p135970852
show name: The Ink Smear
call name: Quill
gender: Male
age: 2 years
harness color: artists choice
Dad joke (please keep it cs appropriate!): "Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"