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this will end on 6/26/16!
this will end on 6/26/16!
Gazoonia wrote:
USERNAME --- Gazoonia
NAME --- Snoot
GENDER --- Male
PRONOUNS --- He/him
ORIENTATION --- Heterosexual
BIRTHDAY --- 14th June
ZODIAC --- Gemini
Snoot is a kind guy, but he's also known for being
unbelievably sassy to the point where he's almost
cheeky. Pfft, almost?
But he enjoys caring for others and helping out
where he can.
cheeky | sassy | funny | strong willed | kind | caring
• He can speak Italian, Japanese, and Gaelic.
• Snoot once won a trophy for "Sassiest Queen".
• He has a thing for apples.
• He can actually scream (rock music vocal technique).
• He likes getting skateboards, lying on them and pretending to be a lizard.
• Snoot thinks he's cool, but he's really not.
Hello, fabulous reader! I'm Snoot!
I have been described as a hyperactive puppy on a constant sugar rush, but I'm gonna let you decide. How would I
describe myself? Well then, getting down to business!
Words I would use to describe myselfff... uhh... candy loving? Oh, you mean my personality! That changes things. I like
to think that I'm a friendly, laid-back guy who likes to throw in a few jokes here and there. And no, I'm not sarcastic,
I'm ironic. There's a difference but I can't be bothered telling you what that is, so go look it up.
*unwraps sucker and puts it in mouth* Oh, you want one? No, really here, take it! *hands one to the reader* No you can't
give it back. No! Go away! ARGH *bats hand away* You cannot decline a gift! Do you know how rude that is? GAWD! Like
did your parents not teach you manners at all? ...What? Oh, be quiet I am not offending your parents, drama queen.
Samus - Snoot has had a crush on Samus for a very, very long time. He thinks that she's the most beautiful creature to ever walk the earth and loves the fact that she too is very snake-like in appearance. He feels like they'd have a lot in common, but has never worked up the courage to ask her out on a date.
Gabe - Gabe has been Snoots friend for years, and he's one of the few who can stand Gabe's hyperactive behaviour. He actually finds it sort of endearing. They both enjoy reading and music, and often go out for coffee with their books and just read. This results in almost nothing being said apart from on the way there and back.
Snoot is an outgoing, sociable boy, so he gets along with most viscets but Gabe's the only one he keeps close. Although he would do the same with Samus if he could just get up the damn courage.
--- If you had superpowers, what would you use them for? ---
"Me? I don't know, it depends on what they are. You didn't really think this through, did you?"
--- What superpowers would you want? ---
"You can't backtrack like tha- okay, okay! Stop glaring. I'd waaaaaant...to be able to read minds. It would make life so much easier."
--- If you had superpowers, what would you use them for? ---
"Really? Seriously?" *sighs* "Alright. If I could read minds I would see if my crush likes me back. I'd also be really, really good at chess. And stuff."
--- Which common rules of etiquette do you disagree with? ---
"Most of them are really old fashioned and just annoy me. I mean...why do you have to eat with your fork in your left paw and your knife in your right paw? What if you're left handed? I mean I'm not but what if you were? .....I am not just disagreeing for the sake of disagreeing and I feel offended that you would even think that of me."
--- Which personality trait would you like to lose? ---
"I'd like to stop being so charming and attractive. It's really annoying having these girls - and a few guys - following me around all the time."
--- What lie do you tell the most? ---
"I don't lie. Never."
--- How has the way you view the world changed since you were a teenager? ---
"Honestly, I'm not sure that it really has. I still hate everyone... I'm kidding. But I'm not really sure. I'm more mature, but I don't know how my "view of the world" has changed."
--- Would you please take this seriously? ---
"But...but that would be so boring..."
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