[Chimericect]

oh the puns its time for the puns


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Impress me only using puns



The only thing that does not have to be a pun is the name and gender
Honestly I just want to see how this goes

If anything jut post a name and gender x'D

Ends in 3 days c;

[gremlin]

I'm very punny when I put my mind to it.
I was seeing red when I looked in the mirror this morning.
Amg Mark he's lovely
Lovely: Hi there Aesir, I'm lovely.
Ya know

[casiopea]

Hey my name's Marcus. Countries are my favorite!

So one day I was Hungary and I was Russian over to the fridge. I Czeched it, and I found some Turkey, but it had a lot of Greece on it. There was Norway I'd eat that! I looked around and found a Canada Chile. I grabbed it, but my brother said, "That's mine!" I responded with, "Denmark your name on it!" There was nothing else, so I guessed my job here was Finnished. Iran to the store to get my own Canada Chile, but my brother said, "Kenya Sweden my tea before you go?" So I did. Iran to the store but I didn't see and Chile! Instead, I got Iraq or ribs! Now my story is truly Finnished!

I'd like to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe?

Visitors to Cuba are always Havana good time.

If you said your were from South America, I would not Bolivia!

Things made in Australia are high koala-ty!

[LadyChinaAru]

Time to be a little Punny Bunny~

Name:Salem
Gender:Male

[mal du pays]

Ketchup
Male
wip wip wip hhh

[Gryph]

My friend said that things were gonna take a tuna for the better. I say they're full of abalone, like water they talking about? Let's be reel here. Boat I sea that they don't give a carp about my opinion. Cod, why do I even try? Like holy mackerel, they need to finned a new hobby. Perhaps fishing for better lines would keep them from frying about it, boat I doubt it. Oh whale. I guess that's why I call them my chum~<3

Name: Snap (Red Snapper ovu)
Gender: Male

[shishou]

Yessss a pun one
Name: Bandito
Gender:Male

[hypnowave]

i love this contest
marking for the sole purpose of puns

[bite sized kuiper]

oml
soul pls

-marks to watch quietly-

where's ege
she must watch the destruction with me

[koegami]

//dies//
reserved......i think.