by X. Collins
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Special dedication to:
-Kaspar who is my greatest friend and inspiration
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WARNING This book is humorous and more personal. It won't be serious and boring. ♥
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Wʜᴏ ᴀᴍ I?
- Hello there, reader.
Many of you can tell that my name is X. Collins. But my bigger fans would
probably know that it's just an artistic nickname that I'm using. I'm Nicolas
Bell, nice to meet you! But uh, maybe we can skip that offical greeting?
I also asked my friend to describe me in a good way to my autobiography.
Be honest, is this description interesting to you? You don't need to answer!
It's just a rhetorical question. Haha. I would describe myself as a creative,
popular and handsome male. Just joking again! This Nicolas Bell is more
similar to a panicked pedant who has more defects than you could ever
imagine. Absentminded, peevish, phlegmatic, ulgy drawer...
Thank you Kaspar for all of these 'useful' descriptions! I still love you~
In fact, I couldn't complain. He is more nice to me than usual now.
!!Sᴘᴏɪʟᴇʀ!! Of course I have/had more serious problems, but I will talk
about that in next chapter! Keep reading~ !!Eɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴏɪʟᴇʀ!!


I know it's still a little about me, so there are few funfatcs for my fangirls!
[I wish I had even one...] But sorry my ladies... I'm interested in boys mostly!
- ✗ I always try to keep my things clean and organised, but I'm so abstracted!
- ✗ I hate when someone interrupts my arrangement.
- ✗ My fav food is a salad from a cucumber, tomato, and pepper.
- ✗ I also love licorice. How could all of these people hate it?!
- P.S. You can send me some. Would love you forever.
- ✗ I love rain. But only outside the window! Phh...
- ✗ I usually find inspiration when I'm cleaning my house.
- ✗ I have some internet friends that are my best help and talkers. ♥
- ✗ I wish that I can draw well, but I can't. I was always so jealous about
- all these artists...
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← Mine
Kaspar's →
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A ʙᴏʏ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴀs
sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴏғ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ


Usually people have one or two fears.
I'm probably a special plumerian. From the youngest years
I was afraid of literally most things on this world. My parents
tried to help me, but it didn't give any results beside my
discomfort. My problems were starting to grow worse,
when I started to living in my own flat. I was able to find
most of my fears outside- in the nature that everyone else loves.
Germs, dirt, dogs, worms... They were everywhere that I
looked! That's the main reason why I stayed inside these four
walls. I started writing in primary school. Silly, childish
stories about worlds that only cats and dogs live... Or
other things that creeped me. It helped me to calm myself
down. In middle school I found interest in 'Fantasy' stuff;
nymphs, dragons, magic... They didn't scare me at all.
I sometimes dreamed what would it be like if they could live
on this world instead of all of my phobias. That's the beginning
of my writer's journey. Thousands of images in my head!
So when I started my adult stage most of my free time was
spent writing, cleaning, and doing other inside works.At some point
I realized that I wanted writing to be my way of life. I created
some books and I started searching publishers. It wasn't easy
task, but I finally reached my goal.➢

Then I wasn't even leaving my house. Sometimes I felt
really bad, because lack of the fresh air or sun, but my health
wasn't in danger. My laptop was my best friend- I had all of my
ideas, texts and stuff there. It always helped me find out what's
going on on the world and stay in contact with my friends. They
sometimes visited me, but I wasn't very happy about it. More
bacteria... I was doing shopping on internet- clothes, important
things, plus food. I wears rubber gloves when I'm taking something
from the delivery man. We can't always know...
I payed bills with my writer's salary. It was small
at first, but it grew when one of my books started to be very
popular. It's a bestseller now (sequel in progress!).
And there is a surprise that you may or may not know. But, most
readers call me a 'Nature master', because I'm great at
describing places. From forest to cities. My fans usually asked
where I found my inspiration for these. They thought that I was
traveling a lot. Big mistake. Everything came into existence
in my head, I wasn't modeling by real spots.
I thought that I was a real genius in this field, but everything
has become clear one day... ☓✘☓


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Tʜᴇ ᴋɪᴅ




One day I was working on new chapters to the sequel of ''Day of the Dead''. Nice silence and
cleanliness filled my room. The two things I can call 'Best Friends'. But then my peace was interrupted by
a loud knocking. Someone was at the door. I wasn't expecting any guests and people who want
to visit me ALWAYS must tell about it in advance. Getting annoyed, I went to hall and opened doors.
I was very surprised, when I saw an unknown, dirty kid with a dog. At first I just wanted to close the door
in their noses. No! Not because I'm rude, I'm scared of dogs, okay? Remember? But then I realised
that the weather outside is horrible. There was a heavy storm with a lot of lightning. Boy said that he
doesn't have place where he can wait for downpour to end. Reluctantly I agreed to 'a short stop'. Of course I had my
gloves on- just in case. Then I asked boy to close his dog to the bathroom... They weren't both very happy
about it, but my home, my rules. Little brat showed no gratitude. He didn't care about some rules that
we talked about earlier. Foe example, not touching anything or exploring my flat. Whipster played on my nerves.
I couldn't even focus on writing. I hoped that he would just go to sleep, but of course some strange powers
gave me bad luck. I just wanted to throw him out the window. Why I always have such a great heart? Tsch.
Ultimately we found a common language. It turned out that we started to talk normally. Boy didn't
have home and a dog was his only friend. Life on the street must be very difficult. It's embarrassing to me
to say this, but I got a jolt of inspiration after those confessions. I also felt sorry for him. After that
I said that he can visit me whenever he wanted to, but lately I regretted my words. I had forgotten about all
the stuff that he can bring off the street. Disgusting... I showed him my works too. I specifically chose the
best descriptions of places to impress him. What was my astonishment, when he told me that these
passages sounds very artificial. Ungrateful youngster. Asked about the details, he pointed to these
fragments, using his own correction later. Of course I didn't agree with him. He insulted my pride.
Everybody liked my works... But then doubts were born in me.
Then we met many times. I started slowly tolerate it. His dog wasn't so terrible too, but of course he was
still staying in the bathroom. Just as I though, kid came over often. Sometimes for dinner, other times just for usual
meeting. Every time I showed improved descriptions to him, but according to his opinion it still was not it.
After some time we started to correct them together. In the end, the boy spent most of his life in the open air.
He had a ''little'' more experience than me. I trusted him. Even if he was a smart alek. A crucial step in my life
came when, despite my objections, the child pulled me... Outside. Yes. Of course with the full protective package.
I must have looked like a fool, haha. The first trip was awful . Full of fear. Since these events have passed
a lot of time. I'm still afraid of many things on the court, but it's a way better. My body began to relax.
However, I only go out with that boy. Never alone. We can draw inspiration together.
And that's how me and Kaspar are best friends now.
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Credits:
✧Coding by me
✧ Kaspar belongs to Insaniity
✧ All art [url=http://sta.sh/229g5ty2z5qv?edit=1]here
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