by King of Crows » Wed Sep 02, 2015 2:08 pm
This bee inspired Waelak has a weird sense of humor...to win it over, give me your best pun!
Casper The Ethiopian wrote:Username: Casper the Ethiopian
Waelak Name: Mika
Pun:A Spanish-speaking man went into a store to buy some socks. He tried
with gestures to get the English-speaking sales lady to understand what
he needed. She showed him shoes, shoelaces, shoe polish, asked if he
needed his pants hemmed. Finally, in exasperation, she went on to help
the next customer.
As it so happened, the next customer also needed socks. The sales
lady promptly showed him some socks, whereupon the Spanish speaking man
exclaimed "¡Eso sí que es!"
"Well if you knew how to spell it, why didn't you do that in the first place?" asked the sales lady.
(The Spanish "¡Eso sí que es!" means "That's what it is!", and sounds like the English letters "S.O.C.K.S.")
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by Mildew » Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:58 am
Username: Mildew
Waelak Name: Nico Sting
Pun: Nico Sting wrote:I've been having a lot of stress over what I want to do when I grow up. I need to bee prepared. I mean, I wanted to be a baker but what if my store burns down? My business would be toast! I need something with security. I thought I wanted to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Or maybe, I could sell broken puppets, no strings attached! I considered joining a non-prophet organization, like Atheism but I still need cash to buy my toys. I thought about becoming a knight of the round table, perhaps even the roundest knight, but I was too late. They already had Sir Cumference on the job. Or, what about a gluesalesman? I mean, they always stick to their word so I suppose you could at least count on me to be honest... hmm... Maybe I could be a carpenter? You know, I think I could really nail a job like that. I just hope I don't screw anything up! You know what? I think I just sawed my stress in half. I'm going to be a carpenter.
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by Sharkie. » Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:11 pm
Username: Casper the Ethiopian
Waelak Name: Mika
Pun:A Spanish-speaking man went into a store to buy some socks. He tried
with gestures to get the English-speaking sales lady to understand what
he needed. She showed him shoes, shoelaces, shoe polish, asked if he
needed his pants hemmed. Finally, in exasperation, she went on to help
the next customer.
As it so happened, the next customer also needed socks. The sales
lady promptly showed him some socks, whereupon the Spanish speaking man
exclaimed "¡Eso sí que es!"
"Well if you knew how to spell it, why didn't you do that in the first place?" asked the sales lady.
(The Spanish "¡Eso sí que es!" means "That's what it is!", and sounds like the English letters "S.O.C.K.S.")
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by Obsessed » Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:44 am
Username: Obsessed
Waelak Name: Mako
Pun: Don't be a Thor loser.
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