

hey sweet little glitter bug! i'm porsche. but you can call me porsh if you want! i'm hoping to be your new momma! but to make sure you're the perfect little one for me, i've got a few questions for you. do you think you can answer them absoluteley perfectly and wonderfully? my, just looking at you i can already tell i'll love you! agh! so do you want to get started?
err, hi... porsh. yeah, why not... what's the first question?
aww sweetie! don't be so shy! i won't hurt you. daww, you are adorable! okay, to start off our survey, what's your name?
err, i guess i don't have a name. i was raised without one, most people call me m & c, which stands for milk and cookies but i wouldn't really classify that as a name. :D
oh, okay. so, how about i give you a name? hey, you can be totally open with me! let your true colours show! <3
why not? oh and okay. it's just i'm not the best around strangers, sorry.
oh okay! it's fine honey! how about arrow? is that the perfect name for you?
yessy yesyy yes yes!! arrow... i love that name! it's so original. you are being very nice to me, porsh.
well i'll take that as a compliment C: now, do you know what gender you are?
hmmff, sorry if this sounds silly, but what is a gender? do i have one? can i have one?
what a gender is is very hard to describe. there are two main genders, the genders everyone knows. however some people don't have a gender, and some people switch from each gender day by day. some people have changed their gender permanently. it's all very complicated, and i don't want to confuse you, honey. and yes you can and do have a gender! you are male, i believe! atleast that's what i've been told by your current owner. C:
oh, okay! thank you for that explanation! what's the next question?
hmmm... what do you love? and why, if possible? favourite food, favourite drink, favourite colour, things like that as well if possible, sugar plum.
i love love love love chocolate milk! especially when cookies are dipped in it! why? chocolate milk reminds me of home, my mum used to feed it to me as a baby. i haven't seen her since forever! ever since i moved out, we haven't really kept in touch. drinking chocolate milk just reminds me of her and make me feel safe. and the cookies? oh that's because they were her favourite thing! turns out they go just as well with mine! C: my favourite food is biscuits, drink is chocolate milk like i've just said. i guess my favourite colour is blue, it's just so beautiful!
excellent! very detailed :D you're opening up to me, i'm happy! now what do you hate? absoluteley despise? why?
100% cheesecake and carrotcake. i hate cheese and carrots, but adore cake. it's my second favourite thing! and they combined my second favourite thing, with the two things i hate most! i mean, how dare they ruin cake? cake could not be ruined until then! ugh!
oh, okay. i dislike carrotcake too, it's too bland. bleh. now where do you live?
currently i live in a meadow, next to the chocolate milk factory. hey, can you keep a secret?
yuss i can!
okay, okay. don't tell anyone, but sometimes i sneak in and steal some milk. it's too delicious to leave! if you do adopt me, where do you live? is it near a chocolate milk factory?
yes it is! in fact, it's that little house next to your meadow C: now, next question?
okay!
what is your favourite hobby and why?
i like to eat and sleep, just like anybody else. i also like to explore the world around me! i find pleasure in jumping, climbing and even swimming in new places! it's really enjoyable and thrilling! because who knows what the next thing you find might be?
100% agree with you! agh! that's the end of the survey! goodbye for now, arrow. i hope to see you in the future C:
bye bye porsh!

