Name's Maya, but I go by a range of other names. So call me
what you like! I am utterly obsessed with Dragon Age with my main
romances being Alistair, Anders, and Cullen. I am also very
interested in horses and go riding every week for lessons.
I care for and show rabbits in 4H. My lil' bun is a Jersey Wooly
buck named Alistair after the one and only Ferelden king.
Drawing and reading are some of my favorite past times
along with roleplaying. I roleplay on both Feral Front and
Tumblr. Don't be afraid to start a conversation with me!
I don't bite and I'm always accepting of a new friend~











Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Q: What do you call a stolen yam?
A: A hot potato.
Q: What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and peering into their garden?
A: "Medi Tators."
Q: What do you call a potato that is reluctant to jump into boiling water?
A: "Hez a tater."
Q: What do you call a potato that is never motivated, but are content to watch others?
A: "Speck Tators"!
Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
Q: What do you get when you cross a [censored] and a potato?
A: A dictator
Q: How do you describe an angry potato?
A: Boiling Mad.
Q: What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
A: Mashed potatoes!
Q: What do you call a baby potato?
A: A small fry!
Q: What do you say to an angry baked potato?
A: Anything, just butter him up.
Q: What does a British potato say about a sunny day?
A: It’s mashing!
Q: What do you call a potatoes least favorite dance?
A: Mash potato.
Q: Why did the potato cross the road?
A: He saw a fork up ahead.


~M a y a~ wrote:Username: ~M a y a~
Name: Tater
Gender: Male
Theme Song: Run Boy Run - Woodkid Don't want anyone eatin this potato
Potato related anything: My favorite X3
Name's Maya, but I go by a range of other names. So call me
what you like! I am utterly obsessed with Dragon Age with my main
romances being Alistair, Anders, and Cullen. I am also very
interested in horses and go riding every week for lessons.
I care for and show rabbits in 4H. My lil' bun is a Jersey Wooly
buck named Alistair after the one and only Ferelden king.
Drawing and reading are some of my favorite past times
along with roleplaying. I roleplay on both Feral Front and
Tumblr. Don't be afraid to start a conversation with me!
I don't bite and I'm always accepting of a new friend~
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