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Archimedes is a very shy and awkward little fellow. He is a plumie of very few words, however he loves to discuss medicine. Once you get him on the subject it's incredibly hard to get him to talk about anything else. As an aspiring medic, Archimedes flocks to any wound spotted, he is always trying new methods to fix the injuries of others. His favorite injury has to be broken bones or anything that would lead to getting to open someone up. Though it may be a bit graphic he loves to get his hands dirty when working on patients, often saying that's why he got into the business in the first place. He never wanted to be a doctor to be clean, he wanted to be a doctor to save lives and expand his knowledge of all the ins and outs of the body.
Though he can be a bit air headed at times he is extremely love-able. Of course his air-headed ways seem to get him into trouble when he very often times wanders into places he is not suppose to be. Archimedes being the incredibly accident prone fellow that he is usually has more than a few cuts and scrapes on his own body, which he is of course overjoyed to treat and bandage. Though it's a bit odd to get excited over hurting yourself, most of the time Archimedes acts as if he doesn't even feel anything. Sometimes even giving a smile immediately after the initial wound.
Likes;; Blood, Broken bones, Sores, Gashes, Bandages, Injections, Needles, Sunflower seeds, The German language, Sausage.
Dislikes;; Hospitals, Wimps, Most cats, Bird baths, Safety, Following directions, Birdcages, Dirt, Rules, Bossy attitudes.
Archimedes tends to randomly appear without any notification that he was anywhere near by. He also likes to perch himself on random objects no matter what or where they may be. Sometimes in his search for a place to perch himself he will often mistake other living beings as inanimate objects and he will attempt to "sit" oh their head/shoulder believing he is much smaller than he really is. He doesn't really understand windows or how they work so he seems to more than often times run into them on accident. When angry he will begin to blurt out things in German, he doesn't know very much so it's rather broken but it makes him feel better.
His hatred of hospitals (Other than the fact that they steal his business.) began when he was younger, he was there with a fracture that needed treatment. However he took it upon himself to try and treat his own wounds with their supplies. Which surprisingly they don't like very much. He also took it upon himself to perch atop a blood bag. His weight lead to the stand collapsing under him and the bag bursting. It left quite a mess and we'll just say they were very unhappy with his behavior so he's no longer allowed there.
Adventures on the Battlefield
Featuring Hecate; Owned by the lovely Mikune
Staring down the scope of her rifle Hecate took a deep breath as she lined up her shot. When she was perfectly aligned she pulled back the bolt to chamber a round and she checked once more to make sure she was perfectly lined up with her target. As she went to squeeze the trigger she suddenly felt a very large object climb atop her head. The immense weight made her body shift slightly and she mistakenly pulled the trigger. As they both fell to the floor she saw a mass of white and pink which caused her to shoot a nasty look at the blob.
Getting back into position and checking her scope she sighed and placed her forehead on the brick wall where she was set up. The blob which was obviously Archimedes perched himself on the brick wall and looked down at the troubled Hecate. "What is wrong, friend?" Hecate shot him another rather ugly look then got to her feet. "What do you mean what is wrong?! You just made me miss that shot, and you gave away my location...do you have any clue how long I have been crouched behind that wall?! Any clue at all?"
With his head slightly turned to the side Archimedes replied "I'm sorry Hecty, would you like my assistance perhaps? Maybe I can help you find them again?" Picking up her rifle and slinging it over her shoulder Hecate sighed and began to walk away. "No, trust me you've done enough today. Plus you know I hate it when you call me that." As he walked along the wall behind her Archimedes held his arms out and tried to keep himself balanced. "Can I at least join you? I do love to see you work." He began to almost coo at the thought of the wounds and the blood. Rolling her eyes Hecate picked up her pace to hopefully lose the bird brain. "You always end up messing me up or getting in the way, I'd rather you not join me on jobs. I've told you this before I don't know how many times." Much like a child, Archimedes just continued to follow her.
After tracking down her target Hecate found another rather okay location to set up. Looking down her scope she could see the target and surprisingly not much security after the slip up earlier. Attempting to line up the shot once more she began to feel something very close to her face. Looking away from the scope she came eye to eye with Archimedes, who which then proceeded to nudge her out of the way so he could look through the scope. "Hecty I want to see, I want to see." Shoving his face out of the way she pointed to a corner and told him to go sit or she'd leave. With a tucked tail and flat ears he reluctantly went to the corner and kicked a rock around. "You never let me do anything fun Hecty."
A frustrated sigh escaped her as she returned her gaze to her scope. Almost immediately a shot rang out and Hecate fell back onto the ground and into cover. Holding her paw to her cheek she began to curse. Seeing her fall Archimedes rushed to her side and demanded that she move her hand. As she moved her paw Archimedes examined her wound for a moment while completely silent. Unable to take the silence Hecate simply stated. "Well?" Almost unable to contain himself, Archimedes seemed almost aglow as he told her his conclusion. "It's beautiful...absolutely wonderful, a glorious example of a perfect wound. The bullet was so smooth it didn't leave any tearing just a perfect, slice, if you will...almost as if it were a fine blade."
He was almost trembling with excitement as Hecate just gave him a rather ugly glare. "Hey bird-brain, can you maybe tell me if my face is going to be okay...you know today maybe?! No rush." With a slight chuckle he turned a bit and pictured what he was about to say. "Of course you'll be fine, just a few stitches....sadly though it probably won't scar, unless of course..." Archimedes began to trail off into all various stitching methods and how he hoped he wouldn't stitch it too well so that it would leave a scar. Meanwhile Hecate just sighed rather annoyed and bluntly stated. "I hate you."
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