[PerfectWorld]

A spider crawls along the edges of your arm and you squeal and jump back, gasping in surprise. The spider scurries off but your eyes stay gazing ahead of you, for you now see before you a large dragon covered in glowing, web like, markings. Spiders crawl at the edge of its feet, and they seem to shift with the dragon as it trudges away into the forest.



This pseudo is having a bad halloween and could use some cheering up. Perhaps if you tell it a halloween joke?


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[b]Username:[/b]
[b]Psuedo name:[/b]
[b]Pseudo gender:[/b] (you may choose male or female)
[b]Funny halloween joke:[/b]




End date
7 days!

[Hemalily]

Username: Yùmǐ (Hemalily)
Psuedo name: Gizo
Pseudo gender: Female
Funny halloween joke: What do you call a fat pumpkin? A Plumpkin!

[Amethysts]

Username: Amethysts
Psuedo name: Charlotte.
Pseudo gender: Female.
Funny halloween joke:
Why don't skeletons go trick-or-treating?
Because they don't have any body to go with!

[spoer]

Username: spoer
Psuedo name: Blaze
Pseudo gender: Male
Funny halloween joke: How do monsters tell their future? A horrorscope.

[blueh]

Username: blueh
Psuedo name: arroween
Pseudo gender: male
Funny halloween joke: Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath!

[SorakaHeals]

Username: .:Gnar:.
Psuedo name: Arachni
Pseudo gender: female
Funny halloween joke: What’s worse than being a five-ton witch? Being her broom!

[booklover789]

Username:
booklover789

Psuedo name:
Colophon

Pseudo gender:
Male

Funny Halloween joke:

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do. I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat . . . no thank you."
~ Rita Rudner

[Rabbitheart]

Username:
Rabbitheart

Psuedo name:
Arachne

Pseudo gender:
Female

Funny halloween joke:

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and
decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for
laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were
startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty
shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and
chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his
breath. "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a
ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"My family are such fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my
name and here I have to correct it!"

[Medd]

Username: meddfinn
Psuedo name: Nebular
Pseudo gender: Male
Funny halloween joke:
What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost:
Bamboo

[RedFur1322]

Username: RedFur1322
Psuedo name: Revera
Pseudo gender: Female
Funny halloween joke:
What do you call a witch at the beach? A sandwich.

Dropping out, sorry! ^^'