[dreamwalker]

username: Klondike
name: Castro
gender: stallion
eye color: brown
dam: --
sire: ---

[fawn-]

username: Fire-Rose
name: Sally
gender: mare
headcollar colour: magenta
bring on the puns:

Why did the mummy call the doctor?
Because he was coffin.

What does a vampire fear most?
Tooth decay.

Where did the vampire open his savings account?
At a blood bank.

Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the dead sea.

Where does Dracula water ski?
On Lake Erie.

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
They boo-kle their seatbelts.

What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.

What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
His other fang.

What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
Tombstones.

Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
It's good for the bones.

[deer_bones]

username: » Asterous«
name: Sora
gender: Stallion
headcollar colour: Dark Blue
bring on the puns: I have a lot.. lol


What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!

Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
Wrap!!!!!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q. What's a monster's favorite bean?
A human bean.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What’s a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.

How did the Great Pumpkin fix the hole in his pants?
With a pumpkin patch.

What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it’s circumference?
Pumpkin Pi.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein.

What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A BOO-logna sandwich.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.

Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin!

What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
Ghost-Toasties.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A wash and wear wolf.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.

[Klondike]

username: Klondike
name: Castro
gender: Mare
headcollar colour: black
bring on the puns:

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest

I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

[inkyy]

username: Klondike
name: Castro
gender: Mare
headcollar colour: black
bring on the puns:

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest

I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

just about to end this when this was posted <3
my idea of a pun is like the above, not jokes, reply things xD
these made me laugh