♓ Art:xXx - banner ;; by Austriagirl
xXx - fullbody sitting ;; by Austriagirl
xXx - headshot ;; by Austriagirl
xXx - I'm a horsey! ;; by Austriagirl
xXx - Omg a cupcake! ;; by Austriagirl
xXx - Hello there turtle ;; by Austriagirl
♓ Personality:
{Lazy} · {Loving} · {Unconcerned} · {Individual} · {Loud} · {Patient} · {Casual}
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Lazy;;Vanilla two favorite hobbies are doing nothing and sleeping. He believes relaxation is the key to happy living.
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Loving;;He cares for his family deeply and would do anything to protect them.
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Unconcerned;;Probably because of his laziness, he is unconcerned with life in general, and goes through it without many cares.
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Individual;;Vanilla wants to be his own unique person, so he sometimes does strange things that would confuse other kias.
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Loud;;His voice carries across crowds, so he's thought about being a public speaker, but he doesn't really believe he'd be good at that.
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Patient;;With his kids, Vanilla was an extremely patient daddy. Although this could also be categorized as too lazy to really reprimand his children, he mostly let the learn from their mistakes.
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Casual;;He doesn't really ever dress up into something fancy because one, he doesn't want to, and two, he doesn't like fancy restaurants or parties.
♓ Interview:
Hey Vanilla!
... yeah?
Can I ask you some questions?
Sure, I guess.
You have kids, right?
Yeah, Nixon and Mayme are my 2 wonderful children.
Wonderful names! ... Do
you have siblings?
No, I'm an only child and I liked it that way, even though sometimes it would have been nice to have a playmate.
Good, good. Do you like surprises?
Yeah, if they're good surprises!
Boo!
... really?
Sorry... What's your favorite pastime?
I really like to sleep, but if that doesn't count, then swimming I guess.
Neat! Have you ever sworn before?
-shame- Yeah, when I get really mad I do swear sometimes.
If you were being chased by a bear in the woods, what would you do?
Play dead. It's what I do best!
What's your favorite color?
Blue, like the sky.
Is there anything you've already done that was on your bucket list?
Yes! I saved a baby turtle. It was on the road, so I put it in our little pond, and I still see him quite often.
What's the most embarrassing thing you did when you were little?
I pretended to be a horse for an entire month...
What's your favorite sweet?
Cupcakes of course!
What's your biggest wish?
... for my kids to be little again.
Greatest fear?
Do I have to tell you?
Yes.
Thunderstorms.
Finally, what is your favorite season?
Spring, it's so beautiful.
Ok, that wraps up our interview with Vanilla Coke! Thank you for coming Vanilla! Can I have a round of applause everybody?
-insert crowd clapping-
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