by Evil Muffin Overlord » Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:23 am
Username: Evil Muffin Overlord
Name: Brighteye Nine, or just Nine
Gender: Male
My secret wishes: I... I'd rather not say, but if you insist... Where should I start? I suppose, well... I've always just wanted to have a... A family... Is that... Is that so much to ask?
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Some people ask me why I don't have a family in the first place, I'm surprised you didn't, but... I'm gonna say it anyways. You don't have to listen, of course, I just... I wanna get it off my chest again...
I was born to a large, loving family, that... Had to leave, or were taken away. They didn't want to leave me by myself, or... So I'm told. But all I've ever known is myself, and the few kind beans that check up on me every now and then, more so when I was little than now, but they still bring me food and... Small comfort, but it's never quite enough. They mean well, of course, I just- They aren't family, not really... I want someone to care for me, to call my parents, and brother's, and sister's, and... A big, messy, loud, family. Mine. I... I feel selfish just saying this, to be honest... But its true, I want the biggest family of any bean around! Maybe some uncles and aunts too, and niece's and nephew's, and cousin's, and-! I'm... I'm bothering you, I'm sorry... I'll... I'll stop now...
...
Sorry.
(240 words total, 225 for the Wishes section)
I AM THE EVIL MUFFIN OVERLORD FEAR MY AWESOME POWER
Also, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM EATING ME
AND MY MINIONS!
Yes, we understand that we are muffins,
but we are not edible, we are evil!
Being eaten always takes away precious
time and resources, as well as degrades
our honor. So please, if you value your
life and your goodness as a person,
don't eat the muffins. Please. For
your sake, and ours.
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