Ihwah Adoptions (OPEN FOR ADOPTIONS!)

[owlcoholik]

The kitchen turns your wolfu female.
+10 cool points man 8D

[SkySmoke]

Applying!
Username: SkySmoke
Ihwah Name: Pre - Named
Ihwah Gender: Male
Ihwah Item to Adopt: DIY Scarification Kit

The plot of your favorite video game (if it were a hundred times more badass): A HUNDRED times more bad ass?? Well...alrighty then.

First, you create your character, including choosing your armor. This will be very important on your journey, so choose wisely. Secondly, you choose your mount (also known as the beast of fire...dragons). Again, this will be important, choose wisely. Next, you must care for and train your mount. There is feeding (which requires the violent killing of small helpless animals until it is old enough to fend for itself). You also must groom it (if bathing a dragon isn't badass...i'm not sure what is). There are 3 sections for training that you must complete together, to unify your bond of course: Air Combat, Ground Combat and Fire Targeting. Once you have completed the training and your bond has been forged, you are now ready to compete against others! These competitions can be fierce and bloody battles to the death where the winner gets gold medals and the (insert chest thump here) proud knowledge that they are the best of the best, and the loser...well...he's dead...and if not...he knows he sucks!
(yea...that would be the plot line of Lucinda Green's Equestrian Challenge for PS2...100 times more badass...it had to be something other than horses....there is nothing badass about a horse game XD. I either get extra points for being enough of a dork to admit my favorite game is a horse game...or I am just beyond help, either way...that was amusing)

[grisly bear]

Winners for the CSI Glasses!

- Jelli
- azalea
- Ellis Wolfee

You all have the CSI Glasses in your inventory. All the people who didn't win but participated got a free Grain Pouch from the SB Store.

Whenever you want to accessorize an Ihwah just post the Ihwah and the item you want on it and I'll make it happen. :3

Sweet. C: Now I just needa get an Iwah. XD

Applying!
Username: Ellis Wolfee
Ihwah Name: Pre-Named
Ihwah Gender: Male
Ihwah Item to Adopt: DIY Scarification Kit

The plot of your favorite video game (if it were a hundred times more badass):
You start off in a tiny elf village, cooking. Well, if you're a female at least. As a male you get to slay those monsters. But we're staying away from the male storyline, just because the female one's so plain it's interesting. You're in your bare feet, and are possibly pregnant. Then, a "Grey Warden" comes along. So, he takes who you expect is the father of your baby. Luckily, you convince them they need someone to cook. So, time passes, a tower burns, they side with werewolves, and all sorts of manly things. Until, it's time to face the Arch Demon. Having enough of it, you go up to the Arch Demon and click the "Share Feelings" button a whole bunch of times. Then, after figuring out why this happened, you can try on clothes. Fun.
The only thing is, once a month, the game just refuses to go on.

Woman version of Dragonage, yah? C8

[Ranua]

Marking. ;3

[meatcat]

Applying!
Username: Akiblood
Ihwah Name:Pre-named (Put Pre-named if it's pre-named)
Ihwah Gender:female
Ihwah Item to Adopt:Rad Collar (listed above)

[b]The plot of your favorite video game (if it were a hundred times more badass):Well your an abonded kid around the age 13 then you see a.... cat and follow into the woods and find a crown you put on your head and become the king of the undead and you have to trin your undead srevents and the work them to the death by fighting monsters and ya.

Sorry I would of put more but Little King's Story is hard to dersribe in a few sentances. :3

[Chirp]

Applying!
Username: carolinabluerocker
Ihwah Name: pre-named
Ihwah Gender: Male
Ihwah Item to Adopt: Silver Bangles

The plot of your favorite video game (if it were a hundred times more badass): Eh, I mostly play MMO's, but ok-

You start out as this totally famous/popular/kickass animal, and you go around fighting this obese dude and his liquid monster of DOOM :3. Meanwhile, you go around finding these all-powerful, super shiny powerful gems, and they get stolen from you by the obese guy and he feeds them to the water monster and it becomes even MORE badass-scary. You also unlock his BFF (theres totally a bromance going on there), some random dude who has serious anger management issues, your stalker/#1 fan/"Girlfriend", an even MORE obese animal and the awesomest robot ever with the most badass past evar and he totally does scuicide at the end of his plotline. So you battle the water monster who is so powerful by now hes like "ZOMG WHOA BLINDING POWERFUL POWERNESS" and u still need to pwn his ass b4 u win by K.O. and along the way theres some boring/wth/romancey/touching parts with a girl that shows up at random points named Tikal. THE END :3 Theres also an even more badass version of ur charrie after u complete all the plotlines of all 6 ppl which shows the most perfect water monster and its so scary and hard that its schary. But u beat it and u win and blah blah blah. Theres also this thing where u raise little animals that are so cute that theyll eat ur facee :3.

(Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut- explained not technically badass, but exaggerated and i didnt tell you any of there names,(except Tikal,) but true sonic fans know. (the water-monster is Chaos, and when you complete all the plotlines you become "Super Sonic", which you need to be to defeat "Perfect Chaos"(when he obtains all 7 emeralds.).)

[keydemon]

Applying!
Username: Ninjutsu
Ihwah Name: Pre-Named
Ihwah Gender: Dude.
Ihwah Item to Adopt: "Delicate Lily"

The plot of your favorite video game (if it were a hundred times more badass):

In a world, where strange, magical creatures roam the earth, you are the only one who can tame them. It's a dangerous journey. As you walk through fields, forests, over mountains, through the seas, you never know when they'll attack. They pounce on you from the shadows, unleashing deadly beams and bite you with fierce fangs. Yes, only you have the ability to capture them and... fight with them. That's right. Using a highly advanced ball, you can chuck it at these strange creatures and capture them inside. Pocket monsters! They'll listen to you if you prove yourself worthy. You must be as harsh as the monster itself. Want to tame a Rhydon? You have to have a strong, unbreakable personality. Show no fear towards these giant Pokemon. Though, if you can't handle it, and you're as soft as a pillow, a Jigglypuff may obey you. Battle other trainers and gym leaders, proving yourself the most hardcore Pokemon trainer out there. While your Pokemon beats up the other, if you win, you have the right to the other trainer's money. They don't want to give it up? Too bad! Unleash your fury on the other trainer, even use your Pokemon to make them pay up! Climb your way to the top of the most powerful, feared all across the lands. The richest with the hugest, baddest Pokemon in all of the lands. Soon, you'll be able to build up your team, perhaps, surpassing Team Rocket's organization. Although, who says you won't be recruited by them first? Mugging young trainers for their money after beating their pathetic Pokemon in a battle. Maybe you'll choose to join and become the absolute leader of Team Rocket. The choice is your's.

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Hmm.. :3 Pokemon with a Team Rocket storyline/thugs. xD;;

[Benedict]

Applying!
Username: Commander Bongo
Ihwah Name: Pre-named
Ihwah Gender: Male
Ihwah Item to Adopt: (listed above) DIY scarification kit

The plot of your favorite video game (if it were a hundred times more badass): So my favorite video game must be Okami, making that more badass would require a whole mini-level of being an awesome and all powerful wiking woof, where you could spell doom upon the demons and etc. XD It could be a subplot that would be after or during the ninetails island, maybe you could ride the tiger-lighting-god(Genkigami I think it was?) and attack teh fortress with lightning /end rambelings

I hope I did this right!

[EnochianGhost]

Applying!
Username: ~AnimalAddict~
Ihwah Name: (PRE-NAMED)
Ihwah Gender: Male
Ihwah Item to Adopt: (listed above) DIY Scarification Kit: Step 1, take knife. Step 2, carve self with knife. Step 3, pick at wound. Step 4, ???. Step 5, PROFIT!

The plot of your favorite video game (if it were a hundred times more badass):Um...I don't often play video games, so...uh...I guess something that lets you go around exploding random things and teaches you how to make homemade bombs would be pretty cool. xD

Btw, October 2nd is a Saturday, not Sunday.

[Drizzle]

Applying!
Username: Drizzle
Ihwah Name: Pre-named.
Ihwah Gender: Male
Ihwah Item to Adopt: DIY Scarification Kit

The plot of your favorite video game (if it were a hundred times more badass):
Coming into consciousness is a slow, heady thing. You've been having these weird thoughts lately: like is any of ths for real or not? Heart thrumming, you float, eyes opened, then closed. Memories flicker, friends are swallowed by waves, torn from you in a nightmarish sequence. Suddenly, you realize that shooting star plummeting from the sky is you and you're falling and there's water everywhere and the second you land, the ground EXPLODES into a million dark avians and really?! REALLY?! I've had bad trips that were less disorienting than this. D< But I digress...

Pressing on, seeking answers, you discover a room with a sword, a wand, and a shield. Relief fills you, for though you've yet to encounter anything besides odd stained glass portraits of people you don't recognize, you can feel their eyes upon you: thousands of beady-eyed blackened monsters lurking in the darkness. Selecting your weapons, you stand ready, prepared to stand valia-- WTC IS THIS?! A key? A KEY. Whatever happened to that sharp blade that you selected before?! Christ almighty, there was a damned good reason that you picked the sharp and pointies, and now you're stuck with an oversized skeleton key and all you can do against those pint-sized monstrocities is beat the ever-loving SPARKLES out of them. BLACK SPARKLES. WHOEVER HEARD OF BLACK SPARKLES?! (Sorry, Laurent from Twilight. You don't count.) In despite of the fact that you apparently spar with your friends constantly, fending off wooden swords, dodgeball throws, and whips from a jumprope (in retrospect, you need new friends), you're slow and beating up what appear to be a couple antenna-bearing, glowy-eyed kindergarteners takes entirely too much time.

If you're good, though, you beat them. Keep moving. Never stop. And just when you think things might be safe-- KARATAYYYY CHOP! A WILD LEVIATHAN HAS APPEARED! YOUR ATTACKS ARE NOT VERY EFFECTIVE. In fact, the only things you can apparently attack are the huge beasts' Achilles WRISTS and by shooting it's goodness-gracious-great-balls-of-DARKNESS back at it. Keep battling... Keep battling!... and finaly, you succeed and huhwhat? ... An alley? Ugh, your head hurts, and the last thing you really want is to stand, but as you move beyond a shop with some weird, grumpy-looking blonde guy in it, you're OMG ambushed by the kindergarteners again and you wave around your slow little key and you-- oh, screw this. Tossing the key, you cackle with a gleeful fury and pull out the .45 you've been saving for a day such as today. There's a reason you wear baggy pants, yo, and this is it! BAHAHAHA SAY GOODBYE SHADOW THINGS. TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER, BECAUSE NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION. And no one likes this neverending, sappy plotline that can only end in tears, either. Eff this.

You jump to the left, then take a step to the right, put your hands on your hips, and bring your knees in tight. With a pelvic thrust that drives the Squeenix fangirls insa-a-a-ane, you time warp back home to your old life. Let plumbers save the kingdom and the princesses. That's all they're good for anyways.

THE END. </end_of_ze_world>


((I don't even-- I don't even know. KH is the only game I've ever played the whole way through, but there's just... no good way to sum up its plot quickly, or to make it badass, without tossing the whole thing or as you said, inserting Vikings. I tried? 8D))