[~Soul~]

♥【.:F L A R K I E】【A D O P T S:.】♥
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.:What is a Flarkie?:.
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A Flarkie is a small, very fluffy kind of shark. They have basic shark anatomy (According to their type) but are extremely fluffy and soft. Flarkies are actually amphibians being that they can both live in land and water, but spend most of their time in water for hunting and breeding purposes. Flarkies don't tend to fight with other animals unless that animal is a real threat. Flarkies usually feast on tiny fish, tadpoles, insects and berries, so they are very easy to feed. Flarkies don't need much food as they are quite small.
Flarkies are easy to groom as their fur is soft and silky, much like a hamster's fur except longer. They tend to style their 'manes' especially to attract mates. Flarkies can only have one mate, unless that mate isn't really active then they may choose one more mate. Flarkies can have up to three baby Fluffs, it is actually quite rare to only get one Fluff.

Canda

It was home time, and the teacher sat down on her desk. "Okay, whoever answers my next question, can pack up and go home!" She told the class. A student threw his backpack out the window. The kids all stared at him. "Who threw that!?" The teacher yelled. The boy raised his hand up. "I did. I'm going home now." He says. The teacher face-palmed, having no more excuses.

[allinian]

Candi

Okay, so there was a plane with 6 people on it- a principle, a priest, the pilot, the smartest person in the world, the US President and a normal student. When the pilot realized that the plane was going to crash, he told everyone to grab a parachute and jump off the plane. But there was 1 problem- there were only 5.

The principle said 'I need to teach and help students!' and he grabbed a parachute and jumped off the plane. The student put his backpack down. The pilot said 'I have many more plane rides to attend! ' and he grabbed a parachute and jumped off the plane. The US president just grabbed a parachute and jumped of the plane.

At last, there was only the Smartest person in the World, the Priest and student. The Smartest Person in the World said 'I am the smartest person in the world so I should get one.' so he grabbed a backpack and jumped off the plane.

"now what do we do?" The priest asked the student. "You can have the last parachute. I have lived long, and you still have a life to live." he continued.

"There is no need." The student said.

"and why is that?" The priest replied.

"Because there are 2 parachutes here. The smartest person in the world grabbed my backpack and jumped off the plane."

[TabbiKat]

Candace
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
and
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

[Poison Wolf]

Name:
Pumpkin
(Not very original, I know, but I find it suiting)
Joke:
An old man was speeding on the highway. A highway patrol officer went after him, and the old guy just kept speeding up. Eventually, he pulled over, and the officer walked up. "Sir," he said, "my shift ends in five minutes. If you can come up with an excuse as to why you sped up that I've never heard before, then I won't write you a ticket." The old man thought for a moment, the looked at the officer. "Twenty years ago," the man said, "My wife ran off with a highway patrol officer. I thought you were bringing her back." The officer and the old man looked at each other for a second, then the officer tipped his hat. "Have a good day, sir," he said.

[Guest]

Name :

Kandi Korn

Joke :

Why do ducks have webbed feet?


-To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?


-To stamp out burning ducks.

[oumasai]

Canda

It was home time, and the teacher sat down on her desk. "Okay, whoever answers my next question, can pack up and go home!" She told the class. A student threw his backpack out the window. The kids all stared at him. "Who threw that!?" The teacher yelled. The boy raised his hand up. "I did. I'm going home now." He says. The teacher face-palmed, having no more excuses.

[~Soul~]

this has ended I will now pick the winner!

[~Soul~]

Canda

It was home time, and the teacher sat down on her desk. "Okay, whoever answers my next question, can pack up and go home!" She told the class. A student threw his backpack out the window. The kids all stared at him. "Who threw that!?" The teacher yelled. The boy raised his hand up. "I did. I'm going home now." He says. The teacher face-palmed, having no more excuses.

This is the Winner! I haven't herd this one before and it tickled me!
Congrats on your knew Hammer head Flarkie!

[oumasai]

Omigod thank you! <333
My first ever Flarkie. I will take care of Canda<33333

[Poison Wolf]

Congrats! C: she's a cutie