Username: Rabbitheart
If I were to get this cute/sexy guy, I would name him: Pazu Vacuna (Pazu is said like Potsu)
I came up with name like this: The first name I got from the the name of one of the main characters in the movie
Castle in the Sky, it's one of the Hayao Miyazaki films from Studio Ghibli; his last name is part of the word for cow in Spanish (at least from what I got from Google Translate) ^^; .
1.
Why are you so sexy? Who? Me? Why thank you dahling, you're the first person to think I'm sexy.

But seriously, I'm not really all that sexy, I'm decently pretty. My pale blue eyes and auburn brown hair are pretty and often complimented on and I don't think I look too bad, I'd like to think I have a pretty face, but I'm a little overweight in the midsection to be considered sexy. But thank you, I appreciate any compliments I can get.
2.
What would you do if I was your mom and I took all the milkshakes in the world? Eh, you can have them. I don't need milkshakes, I'm overweight enough as it is. Hahaha. I'd probably just help you take them all, as I hardly ever drink them anyway. Although, if you really want them, I certainly wouldn't mind checking out/getting a cookbook to help make them with you.

As long as things don't get too out of hand - gotta watch that beautiful figure, eh mom? c;
3.
How would you react if a purple gorilla jumps out of a garbage can with a banana, threatening to take your kids? Slap myself because I must be dreaming, if I'm still in the dream, I'd look at him like he's crazy and say: "Really? You think I'm going to be afraid of fur-dyed hobo ape who thinks a banana has a dual purpose as a weapon?" Then I'd whack him unconscious with a my heavy purse and/or backpack, take the banana and eat it (or give it to one of my children if they're hungry), hogtie him, throw him in a sack (or at least put one over his head), then call Animal Control. If all else fails, consider talking to a psychiatrist about a family discount for medication and and group therapy/treatment for hallucinations.
4.
Why do you think this sexy beast ( no 2 ) is what you deserve? Honestly? I probably don't deserve him, but I would definitely spend the rest of my life trying to deserve him if I were to be the lucky soul blessed with his care. I would desperately try to get as much art of him as I can. I'd write a whole story about and for him, I'd try my hand at doing art of humans again (even though I know I suck at them) just to make art of him. He's just uber adorable, he's like the combinations of so many things I like: blond guys, characters with unique designs, stars and moons (I'm a sucker for nighttime themes/designs), horns and other animal parts, and cuteness. Besides, poor little
Emmy O'Conner really needs a friend the same age as she is and is also a humanoid.

Oh jeeze, thinking about the two of them together just got me imagining pictures, now I want to go make or get a picture of Pazu pushing Emmy on a swing in a park. XD Oh dear, it appears he has my creative juices violently surging through my head. ^^; I love characters who do that, I can write stories about them and I'd still be able to use them even if I have a hard time getting art of them, it also means I'll never tire of them.

Augh! I hate thinking up a story for a character whose form doesn't require one. It's so frustrating. XD
5.
Not a question but your mom. If it's not a question, then how I can answer all five questions?

She's an awesome woman with a tragic back-story and two great twin teenagers, everything else is strictly personal classified information.

Or were you referring to you as my mom? If so, want another milkshake?