[lennon]

Qualifications: A Joke
End Date: April 10th

Owner: torchwing
Name: Jasper
Breed: Appaloosa
Height: Um..tall?
Gender: Stallion
Age: Young adult
Color: Cherry Bay Appaloosa
Foals: 0
Joke:A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him.
"Are you a horse?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The horse replied, "Well, I liked the book."

[Ariana Black]

Owner: Makani Black
Name: Winchester
Breed: Appaloosa
Height:
Gender: Stallion
Age:
Color: Cherry Bay Appaloosa
Foals: 0
Joke: The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a horse walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the horse's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the horse. "Your name is written inside the cover."

My pastor told me this one.

[torchwing]

Owner: torchwing
Name: Jasper
Breed: Appaloosa
Height: Um..tall?
Gender: Stallion
Age: Young adult
Color: Cherry Bay Appaloosa
Foals: 0
Joke:A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him.
"Are you a horse?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The horse replied, "Well, I liked the book."

[Flawless.]

Owner: Lizi and Tüsi
Name: Beauty
Breed: Appaloosa
Height: 9.5
Gender: Stallion
Age: 4 and a half years old
Color: Cherry Bay Appaloosa
Foals: 0
Joke:

[lennon]

Owner: torchwing
Name: Jasper
Breed: Appaloosa
Height: Um..tall?
Gender: Stallion
Age: Young adult
Color: Cherry Bay Appaloosa
Foals: 0
Joke:A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him.
"Are you a horse?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The horse replied, "Well, I liked the book."

Winner!

[torchwing]

yay! Um... so does that mean he's mine now? Sorry, I've just never done this before...

[lennon]

Yup, he's yours. : )