I just wanted to say that as soon as I saw this handsome boy, I couldn't keep my eyes off of him. There have been JBDs before him that I thought were nice and tried out for, but none like him! I knew from the moment I saw his mismatched eyes and horns that I had to steal try out for him! ;U; He is just the perfect jellybean dragon! <333
The Paradox wrote: Excuse me? NO. LOLNOJUSTNO. Forgive me, but EVERYONE must call me The Paradox.
Or maybe Sir Paradox? NOWAIT. LORD PARADOX.
Yep, I like the sound of it already. >B)
The things he always wears:
- His favorite black and white striped tie.
He has owned this ever since he was hatched. He doesn't remember ever being without it, even when it was too big for him to wear around his neck. (He normally just dragged it around in his mouth for awhile, which explains why it looks a bit faded and torn up.)
It's like a child's 'blankie' to him, ya know?- Black and white (fake) clip on earrings.
He found them at a flea market and stole them from the counter when he was...probably 12? He liked the way they matched his tie. He keeps the black on on his left ear, and the white one on his right ear.- One black fingerless glove. (Made out of leather.)
When Paradox was little, he used to have two of the gloves. They were both a darkish gray, and he loved them like he loved his tie. (Okay, maybe not as much.) Because he was a runt when he was a child, he was bullied constantly. That glove he had was stolen from one of his antagonizer. He still keeps the other one just in case he finds his missing glove, and so he can maul the guy who picked on him so much.The Paradox wrote: You make me sound like a whimp. 8I AND WHAT THE HECK MAN? >8U STOP CALLING ME PARADOX!
IT'S THE PARADOX, CAN'T YOU READ?
The things he likes but only wears sometimes:
- 3D Glasses
Oddly, the ones that look like shades; not the paper 3D kind with the red and blue lense.- His Mismatched Socks
He kept one blue one with orange stripes, and one purple one with yellow stripes. Their partners were thrown away by you-know-who, unfortunetly.The Paradox wrote: Who? Me? It hurts that you think I'm that awful. 8C
But yeah, I did.
RIP stupid socks.
|Flashy| |Bold| |Charming| |Bi-Polar| |Outgoing| |Energetic| |Devilish| |Stubborn| |Opinionated| |Loyal|
"How can you really live if you're too slow to do anything?" That's one of The Paradox's favorite quotes. Always on the go, always talking with thoughts racing through his mind, never slowing down for anything, slow would be a total insult to this determined dragon.
Ever since he was little, everyone could tell he wanted to be the center of attention. He himself even knew this. The Paradox would always go around bugging his older friends for just a moment for them to bask in his glory.
The Paradox has a bi-polar disorder. He can be all calm one minute, to lashing and snapping at anyone near him. Often times, his disorder will cause him to be very depressed and not want to speak to anyone.
He is unbelievably blunt. He hates it when others sugercoat things to others. If one asks for his opinion, he gives it to them straight'; he doesn't want to just lie to those he cares about. He wants them to be able to do their best, and they won't get anywhere if someone doesn't speak the truth to them. That part of himself he is actually proud of because when he gives out compliments, they'll know he isn't lieing.
Although he doesn't lie to his friends about his opinion on things, he will lie about almost everything else.
"Did you eat the whole bag of chips?"
"No!"
"Did you break that vase over there?"
"Of course not!"
You know, things like that.
This JBD also has an amazing amount of energy stored in him. He can almost never sit still; you'll always twitching a limb or thumping his tail while waiting to be able to move.
He can also be quite sarcastic, stubborn, and frankly - a bit rude.
Things The Paradox Likes:
Gummy Worms
This is his ultimate favorite food. Regardless of if they're just the regular gummy kind or tart sugar coated, he'll devour them all.
Not only do they taste good; but they're bright and colorful. He also likes to bite off half of the gummyworm so it's only one color, then do it to another one of a different color and connect them.The Paradox wrote:I'm a surgery-ist. 8D
Singing
The Paradox suprisingly has a very nice singing voice.
He won't admit it though, and is in absolutly no rush to prove it.
(You would think he'd love to show off this talent of his.)
SleepThe Paradox wrote:You don't even have to explain it, woman.
Pillows, Blankets, and Bedsheets
What evil person doesn't like to make a good pillow fort once and awhile? Not only does Paradox like how warm it is, but it also makes him feel cozy. He likes to watch movies on...I guess my laptop while eating a bag of gummyworms.
The Night
The best time to party is always at night, isn't it?
It's also nice and cool, the perfect weather to go out and do whatever the heck he pleases without worrying about the heat of day.
Hair Gel
He spikes some hairs on his head forward with it so it looks like a cool looking hair cut.
Blogging
Silly little The Paradox (Your name gives me so much pain when writing. ;A;) runs a small blog where his "fans" asks him questions and such. He enjoys talking about himself, so when he heard that is was a blog does (somewhat), he got one right away.
Fighting/Arguing
Like I said before, The Paradox was bullied many times when he was younger because he was small. That had caused him (somehow) to love to fight. Physicly or verbably, it doesn't matter to him; as long as he wins.
He absolutly despises anyone who can beat him in an argument or fight. It makes him feel like "the pathetic runt" he used to be.
Music
He can't live without it. He might as well go insane if he wasn't allowed to listen to it.
He keeps a small iPod in his pouch to listen to if he ever gets bored.
Thick Black-Inked Pens/Sharpies
No one knows why...he just... really likes to doodle with them...
Things The Paradox Dislikes:
YOLO
(The saying, YOLO. Not the JBD. :'D)SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPIFIHERETHATONEMORETIMEIWILLKILLYOU
His Right Ear
He doesn't hate the ear itself, just its disability. He is deaf in that ear, and it causes a lot of problems for him.
Bright Sunny Days
If it was just a normal sunny day, it'd be fine for him. But here we're talking about those horribly hot days where the seats of your car burn or you get sunburn on your head. He hates the laggy feeling of being too hot and not able to be his normal hyper self. :c
Real Piercings
The Paradox's earrings are fake clip in ones. He can't stand the fact that some people like to punch holes in their bodies like paper and keep peices of metal in there for months at a time. onoThe Paradox wrote:Wait...they get rings in other places and not JUST the ears? OAO
Getting Ill
The Paradox gets sick very easily. He may be all big and strong now, but his immune system is pretty weak.
During flu season, you'll probably see him wearing a mask over his mouth and nose in fear in getting ill.The Paradox wrote:IT'S NOT FUNNY. BEING SICK SUCKS. >8U
Hipsers.
He just doesn't like them.
YouThe Paradox wrote:OOOHHHHHHHHHH
Name: The Paradox
Gender: Male
Size: Dairy Cow Sized
He's one of the bigger Jelly Bean Dragons now.
Weight: 1500lbs
Height: 6' 5"
Age: 21
Main Fur Color: Gray-Tan
Eye Color: Right - Blue; Left - Dark Pink
Horn Color: Right - Light Blue; Left - Dark Blue.
Birthday: June 8th
Star Sign: Gemini
A being born under the sign of Gemini (Twins)
is usually very social and fun-loving.
I thought this was fitting for The Paradox.
It also makes sense due to the fact that Gemini is the twins.
Disorders: Bipolar Disorder
History
The Paradox was born on June 8th, 1991.
He hatched out of his egg a runt, making him smaller then the average jellybean dragon. His real name was just, "Paradox".
When he first opened his eyes, he had one blue eye and one dark pink one. Because of his odd size and weird eyes, many of the other JBDs called him "two-face". Not to mention, his horns were also mismatched, and he was deaf in his left ear.
A few months after his birth, he and his family moved away from where he was born, and away from his very good friends. He had thought he would be able to make friends easy in his new home; and boy was he wrong.
He would constantly get into fights (And loose them most of the time if the young dragon was bigger then him). He wore the tie and gloves that his father had given him to wear, and Paradox loved them.
One of the older, bigger young dragon would always make fun of him and tease him, and Paradox hated him. He'd get scuffed up really bad when things got physical. The last fight he had was one his antagonizer took one of the gloves he wore.
After he left his home, he went off into the world to see it himself, glad to get away from everything holding him back.
He learned some tricks along the way, like how he should always face to the side whenever he could, so others would only see one side of his face. It'd hurt or anger him when someone would be staring at his eyes.
He soon grew to be a cow sized jellybean dragon, with a big appetite to match. After his big growth spurt no one dared to pick on him again.
Q and AHey The Paradox, what's with the "The" in your name?
The Paradox: Because those lower then me shouldn't be able to address me as just "Paradox".What do you do when it is really hot outside?
The Paradox: I stay inside and watch movies in the basement. <|'DDo you hate others?
The Paradox: Only the idiots. ;DWhat do you look for in a girl?
The Paradox: Where the heck did this question come from?
Well, I am one of those beings who beleive in opposites attract. If I were to be with someone, I'd want them to be calm, cool and collective. Maybe one of those girls who are considered a "cold beauty". Oh, and they'd have to be able to stand a moody spazz like me. B)What is your biggest fear?
The Paradox: Being alone.Do you have a crush on anyone right now?
The Paradox: No. Why would I put a soda can on someone?What's with that weird marking on your chest? Do you wish you didn't have it?
The Paradox: Heck no! I love this marking! It looks like a grin! Don't you see it?
The Paradox wrote: butts ಠuಠ
I can't tell you how many times that I have gotten in trouble in class for doodling him on my classwork.
This whole week, I have been really busy will not only school work; but family bidness that I don't need to mention. eue
Although I had so much to do, I've spent these last few days trying to draw and edit things for this form. That's how much I love him. <3
Everytime I draw him or see him, I learn something new about him and his personality or design.
The first time I saw him, I thought, "OHMYGODIMUSTHAVEHIM. ;A;". His patterns are so complicated, yet with such simple colors! I would of never thought to use such a daring combination like that! ;D; When I went to color my line art of him in (entry #1) and saw that his stripes were GRAY and not purple, I think I crapped myself a little. (No not really but I was seriously suprised.) I love the way his body is gray, but not gray, and how it's tan, but not tan. <333 NOT TO MENTION THAT SMILE-LIKE STRIPES ON HIS CHEST. <333
Doesn't it look like a smile? <8"D
His eyes are what really drew me into wanting him so much, I think.
I made adoptables long ago on youtube, and I had a dog up there with blue and pink spots. I really liked the design, and I wanted her for myself, but I had given her away to one of my subscribers who closed their account I beleive. It wasn't the dog that I had wanted, but the colors. I loved the way they complimented each other so well. ;U; And it looks 1000x better on this JBD!
I also love how his personality came so easy to me. With such a bold eyes and sharp stripes, how on earth could he be shy or timid?
He looks like the type who would walk right up to you just to start a conversation, or that one friend who always goes to your house and steals your food. I actually based most of his personality on how I wish to improve mine. eue <333
The confidence part; not the part about walking into your home and stealing your food.
I love him so much. ;u; I've been looking for my dream JBD for awhile, and I'm positive that he is it. This is my 12th try (I think. ;w;") and I am so glad I lost those other contests just so I could see this guy. <33 Thank you very much for reading my form, Kiley! I wish you luck on the judging. <:'DThe Paradox wrote:Wow. You're stupid.
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