[Hyeva!]

Owner: EvaLine!!
Equid Name: Evacuate The Dancefloor (aka Evacu)
Equid Age: 3.5 years young
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard?
As I did before, I wrote a completely random and childish story, typing really hard while listening to the worst song I know to make me angry and I painted over the letters and wrote new letters and then wrote a e-mail to myself with the new keys while I was singing 'Take on me' by A-HA that sounded like a cat being tortured and when I finished the e-mail, I started an adventure into the keyboard by carefully ripping off the keys and digging down to see whats inside it, found some cool stuff and took it out thinking; "I bet you don't need this thing" and when I came back from my adventure, I got myself a glass of milk and tryied to log into ChickenSmoothie with my tortured keyboard and ended up with using my mothers pc that for a few days ago lost the key 'H' because I misunderstanding of a horrible YouTube music video ^^

Hope that gives you some ideas of what you can do to torture your keyboard as I did

[Dewey]

Owner: Dewey
Equid Name: Ivory
Equid Age: 4 years old
Gender: Male
Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? Well, first off, bang the keyboard against the desk as first punishment. Then, you should make it drown in boiling hot water. Next, go skydiving and at the last second until the ground appears, throw it at the ground and watch it with grace because that was a job well done. C;

[Ovacalix]

Owner: Silver Bullets
Equid Name: Moses
Equid Age: 5
Gender: Male
Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard?
Type the song 'friday' by Rebecca Black until your fingers hurt.

[coffees]

Owner: Radium Soul
Equid Name: Titan
Equid Age: 4 years
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? gnewknjGTPOGERSNHdfj; blteTYJTFKL YRJILJDRYJRWEYJ ERLK;JT4EJT4IJIGKLGN,LF -slap slap, slap slap!!- jgtfaejqrionhjtkw nmjhkemhjkmkltrsnmjw

[CopperChaos]

Owner: copper96
Equid Name: Retro's Dance Fever
Equid Age: 4
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? okie doke this is how we will do this. First play the dramatic mission impossible music everyone always wants to experience when on a mission like this! Second, Grab this so called keyboard and bring it forward! Third, slowly pluck all the little keys/buttons off except for the escape one. Now we will run out side feverishly and some what frolickingly Dancey as you do so. Now get your beloved horse (or pet, or your friends horse or some thing that or come to my house for this is über important for our mission impossible!) Next we will saddle up and tie the dreaded and naughty keyboard to the horse/pet. We will now satisfieingly run around while riding and dragging this keyboard around, while ironic,ly having the escape key still intake and no one to push it so the keyboard can't escape >:D

[yamideteru]

Owner: ninni08
Equid Name: Hector
Equid Age: 5 years
Gender: Male
Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? You should go and get some food. Let's take the example ketchup, hot dogs, mango, rice and lemon. You take a mixer and mix it. Then you pour it over your keyboard while playing horrible music - you can torture it even more by sing in different and horrible tones to an horrible song (not the same as the one you already play). When you have done this, put your keyboard in the oven on the maximum amount of degrees in 1 hour. Then you take it out and was it in the dishwasher. Then, you could also take a knife and show your anger on it by hitting it with your knife. Now your keyboard should feel extremly tortured...

[Evanna Lynch]

Owner: Evanna lynch
Equid Name: Raz
Equid Age: 4 years
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? You know that show build & destroy? ( or something like that ) just have a team of destroyers go at it! The possibilitys are endless!

[Ray.]

Owner: ~RayRay~
Equid Name: Viper
Equid Age: 4 yrs.
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard?
Play a really bad~as in its not good but no bad words~song then start sing Baby by Justin Bieber as loud as you can while pouring sun drop on it.

[Auyn]

Owner: Arathorn & Avakia
Equid Name: Blitz
Equid Age: 5
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? glue the letters down so you can't press it, and then spraypaint it random colors. Then dunk it in water, and finally, rub your butt on it.

[Mysty Fox]

Owner: Mysty Fox
Equid Name: Caderyn
Equid Age: 5
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? You could start by violently ripping off your least favorite keys, and then take the rest of it out to a shooting range. Use it for target practice (preferably for a BB gun), then gather up all of the pieces you can find, and take them back home. Slowly melt each broken piece with a blow torch (or you could have a pit fire, which ever is easier) and laugh manically as the plastic slowly loses its form and becomes a runny, gooey mess. After you've melted all the pieces you can let it hardern again, and smash it with a hammer. Then take the pieces with you to the dump and gleefully toss each piece into the recyled plastics. It'll go through the incinerator once more for a final death.