[LiebenWolf]

Owner:
LiebenWolf
Equid Name:
Austin Saunders
Equid Age:
Side say about two years
Gender:
Male
Height:
12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard?
My outlook on life is, if you hate something, throw a brick at it, if that's not possible then drown out, and if its a fish, eat it. Lol so yeah throw a brick at it, you know the rest.

[KAHarder]

Owner: Legendhasit
Equid Name: Berney
Equid Age: 4
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? Moon it. I don't know about you, but my butt is kind of ugly to look at.

[mordacious]

Owner: Mordacious
Equid Name: Pandaren
Equid Age: 6
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? This is some serious stuff here, Birch. Mission impossible-type-stuff, girl. [To help set the mood, you should play some mission impossible music as you do this] First, you will need a cans of soda (Preferably your keyboard's favorite) and one cupcake wrapper (Hopefully it's been used). Next, you should probably go to your local zoo and pick up some goat fur.... It's very important for this mission. Got all of your ingredients? Good? Alright. Very carefully place your can of soda on your keyboard, slow and steady. Open the soda, and pour a few drops onto your board. Torture it nice and mean... Then, snatch the soda away and LAUGH LOUDLY AT IT. Smash the cupcake wrapper in it's face and contaminate it's favorite soda with the nasty goat fur. Not enough? Pour the rest of the vile soda on it's head and glare at it while it looks up at you with sad, watery eyes.

There. Now you had a saddened keyboard, with a hurt face and no soda to make it happy.

[Ahem. Excuse the randomness... Much like you, I had soda too late at night and I don't know what to do with this new epic energy ;-;]

[ChristainAnimalLover]

Owner: ChristainAnimalLover
Equid Name: Golden Dreams "Dreamer"
Equid Age: 3 years
Gender: Male
Height: 12.2 hh
How should I torture my keyboard? First, type that sentace (that uses every single letter) ten times, then type it five time with your toes, then twirl it around by it's cord and finally douse it with your favorite dinner and drink. >:)

(That sentance is: The quick, brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.)

[Flicka]

Owner:Flicka
Equid Name: SandStone
Equid Age: 7
Gender: Male
Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? Let a cat walk all over it :3 it'll probably run away with your mouse too. I know mine does.

Why you make such pretty equids T-T

[CaveyCave]

Owner: Ozzie<3
Equid Name: Bambeene
Equid Age: 4
Gender: Male
Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? Tell it your gonna torture it but don't tell it how

OR

Start a sentence like
Omg you really have to know this-- actually nevermind
and watch it get tortured trying to find out what
"Oh please tell me"
No
"pllleeeeaaasssseee"
No

>:3

[StormieLove <3]

Owner:meh!
Equid Name:sun spiret
Equid Age:3 years
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard?

first! play batovens sypathny so it gets stuck in its head.

then! call my brother over, give him a trumpet, cover your ears, and let him play. (he cant play it good to save his life T.T very annoying.)

[Tarra]

Owner: Tarra
Equid Name: Callaroy
Equid Age: 4 years
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? Take it apart - that's educational at the same time. I remember when I saw my own keyboard taken apart for the first time - it was fascinating ^^

[Cloud']

Owner: Cloud24
Equid Name: Savage
Equid Age: 5
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? eat super-crumbling cookies above it; sounds simple, but as people say: the simple things are often the best^^

[Soph6297]

Owner: Soph6297
Equid Name: Amadeus
Equid Age: 3 years
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? Well, first of all you should clean it really soft, so it thinks (oh yeah, keyboards can think xD) you still love it, and its the best keyboard you ever had. You should look friendly by doing this. C;
Then you ignore it maybe for a few days. But then, one day you come back, take your keyboard and throw it onto the ground (I'd say outside, not in the house). Then you take some benzine and dump it over your keyboard. Simple take a match then and let it, unfortunately, fall down on your keyboard. The only thing you now have to di is dancing around your keyboard and sing "It burns, it burns,...".
I do not guarantee that your keyboard is working after that xD

Oh when you think, you want your keyboard back, maybe try the rain-dance from the Indians xD

(If you do that toture in winter, it also have the advantage, that the snow which is in your garden melt, where the keyboard lays - you you dont have to doze the snow there away)