Mr. Crackle wrote:Yep, you heard 'er.
Mr. Crackle wrote:Yep, that's ma' name. Pretty great, right?
Mr. Crackle wrote:But ya'll can call me Mr. C.
Mr. Crackle wrote:Uh, yeah, last I checked, I was a guy. 100%.
Mr. Crackle wrote:Not too old, not too young.
Mr. Crackle wrote:As long as they love me and I love them, it's cool.
Mr. Crackle wrote:Yep, those are ma' buddies. Be jelly.
Mr. Crackle wrote:All that fluff gets SO hot in the summer. Phew!
Mr. Crackle wrote:It't not polite to ask for someone's weight...
Mr. Crackle wrote:Uh huh, hey, why ya' want to know about that anyways? I'm right here to tell ya'!
Mr. Crackle wrote:I was prepared, I was prepared, I will always be prepared...
Mr. Crackle wrote:Um. Well. Whateve' those are, those are the right ones.
Mr. Crackle wrote:Oh, you want to play dice with me? Sure. Oh, you want to go on a walk with me? Sure. Oh, you want to my dishes? Sure. I don't mind one bit. Hey, what are you doing there? I trusted you! Oh, you're sorry? Here, have a cookie.
Mr. Crackle wrote:Oh, no, I stepped on a worm! The innocent life is now cruelly wiped off of the face of the earth, never even experiencing the thrill of living to see the sunset! You deserve better. I'm ever so sorry...
Mr. Crackle wrote:Man, a few days of work can really get to ya. I'm ready for a long nap. But I have to do dinner...aw, well, I'll eat later.
Mr. Crackle wrote:Alright, alright. I'll tell it one more time. You walk into a one story house...
Mr. Crackle wrote:Ah, yeas, the good old dictionary. Man, how I love reading...What is THAT word?
Mr. Crackle wrote:Nothin' but the best for me.
Mr. Crackle wrote:These things give me headaches...ugh.
Mr. Crackle wrote:Well, yes, those are all completely true.
Mr. Crackle wrote:Well, I hatched on a farm in the southern United Stares of America. It was a long time ago, so I can't really remember exactly where. My parents raised me and taught me how to read at an early age. I started working on the farm at about 4 years old. I picked strawberries and harvested raspberries. When it stormed or when it snowed, I hid in a shed near the woods behind the strawberries. I would cry because the thunder and cold scared me. My mother would then come in and stroke my fur until the storm was over.
When I was seven years old, my parents were killed by poachers. I guess they thought they were deer. Anyway, I was almost asleep when a single gunshot snapped through the thick summer air, shattering the tranquil afternoon. I stood stockstillbefore I ran into the woods behind the shed. I came across their mangled bodies, twisted and grotesque heaps of brown fur. A bullet hole was clear through my father's vest and the bullet was lodged firmly into my mother's belly. Both did not breathe.
I cried for a long time, my face against the blood soaked grass. A short while after, the mysterious family who owned the farm left the farm deserted. I hadn't really known them anyway, so I didn't miss them. I was alone at the barn.
I grew up eating the apples off the apple trees at the edges of the farm. I developed a taste for apples, and to this day, they're my favorite food.
I eventually recovered over the death of my parents by doing abnormal amounts of work, and I guess that's still a habit.
Mr. Crackle wrote:When I was 13, I decided to run away. You know, go see the big city, feel the vibe, ect. I was young and stupid back then, so I didn't know better than to run away from the only place I had ever known. I wanted to go to Chicago or New York City. I set off with a bag full of apples, a book, a mechanical pencil, and my not so developed wits.
I actually made it to NYC, partially because I caught a train for 3/4s of the way there. My paws ached for days afterward. I was amazed by the neon lights, the busy streets, the noise and hustle. I loved it at first and never wanted to leave. I soon became a little paranoid from the rushing and everything. I headed back home. I got home a long while later. I never wanted to leave home ever again.
I decided I wanted to spend the rest of my life as a peaceful homebody. I kept at home, growing ever moodier and cross. I never left the farm, always staying in my shed. When I turned 17, I decided to give the outside world another chance. I found that I liked the big city more than I realized. I enjoyed feeling in the center of things. I met some friends, even met a nice girl named...Zytanna. I shiver when I hear that name now.
I liked Zy from the start, her dark eyes always were so hypnotizing, and her voice, deep and melodious, and her pelt swirled with black and purple and silver. I quickly fell for her, but she just used me to get attention. She was sweet and mysterious on the outside, but cruel and brutal on the inside. I left her, but I still see those eyes when I wake up from nightmares.
Mr. Crackle wrote:Well, nowadays I tend to stick to home. I only get out when I have to. I always love to make new friends, though. I am single, of course, because I'm slightly afraid that my second love will turn out like the first. I guess that time will tell.
I spend my days half working and the other half eating or relaxing. I live a peaceful, soft existence, hoping that someone will notice me. I spend my days with Kiwaro,
I just hope my parents are proud of me.
<3
Mr. Crackle wrote:Fireworks
It was a cool night in July, unusual for the time of year. It was the fourth of July, to be exact. The sky was peppered with stars and a half moon gleamed against the dark night sky. We were in the middle of the field at the farm where I lived.
I padded over to where my friends stood. Kiwaro's bright markings stood out against the dark scenery. Donut's breath spiraled out in front of him, due to the low temperature. Lyra's yellow eyes and purple headphones shone. Kenna was sitting down parallel to Kiwaro, her back turned on him. Her eyes were cold. Density's bow and stockings stood out, pink against dark green. Firework?
Well, you probably wouldn't have been able to miss Firework anyways.
I trotted up to my friends, breathing in the cool night air. "Hey, everyone!" I said cheerfully. "Are you all ready for fireworks?"
Kenna flipped her red scarf. "Who invited him?" She pointed at Kiwaro. Kiwaro mocked being horrified.
"I know, it's a crime." He said. "Call the cops!" I rolled my eyes. Lyra rolled hers as well.
"C'mon, guys, let's get this over with," Lyra said. She tugged at her headphones, looking bored. "I stayed up for this. Let's make it worth my presence."
Density rubbed her head. "G-guys, can we j-just do this? I-i'm not very g-g-good with loud n-noises." She blushed and scooted away. I nodded towards her. "Density's right. Let's hurry up. I'll ready the fireworks."
Donut nodded. "I can't wait to see what awesome fireworks you made this time, C!" I grinned. I did have a talent. "You won't be disappointed." I trotted off.
I made my way to to the back of the field. I opened the doors to my shed. Fireworks greeted my eyes. I grinned and took out a few colorful sparkler ones. I set them down 10 feet away. I continued to sort the fireworks. I eventually got to the finale one. I giant white dragon firework that exploded into a rainbow of colors and sparkles. I smiled and began to trot back. I looked at the faces of my companions. I could see that they were excited. Except for Kenna, who was trying to scoot away from Kiwaro. Other than that, though, they were thrilled. Even Lyra. But something was wrong.
Firework, the loose cannon, was gone.
Suddenly, the faces of my friends changed to a look of pure horror and fear. I whipped around to see Firework, sitting on top of a HUGE pile of fireworks, their fuses lit. He waved, smiling, either oblivious to the danger, or thrilled by the danger.
"FIREWORK!" I screamed. "WHAT are you THINKING?" Firework just smiled and waved. The fireworks went off and there was a deadly silence.
The, ear-shattering booms and blasts of color ripped across the sky. Firework was blasted into the sky, rocketing int he air like a missile, his fur glittering with tiny flames. Density's mouth was open in a scream, but I couldn't hear her at all. I pressed my paws over my ears, like everyone else. I couldn't help but admire the colors and the sparkles from the fireworks.
Firework crashed on top of Kenna, screaming. Kenna yelled at Firework, her face red with embarrassment and anger.
"WHAT is your PROBLEM?" She screamed. "What were you thinking, launching the fireworks?" Density put her paw around Firework. "H-h-h-honestly, Fire! W-w-w-w-what were you th-th-thinking?" Firework laughed.
"That was FUN!"
There was dead silence.
He looked dowm.
We all laughed.
Firework grinned and laughed with us.
Mr. Crackle wrote:Yeah, this is the sadder side of me, the side that misses my family.
Mr. Crackle wrote:In my darker more confused moments, this perfectly represents me.
Mr. Crackle wrote:This is more of my normal theme song. It's so awesome!
Mr. Crackle wrote:I could just imagine myself as the Journey character, forever searching in the sand...
Mr. Crackle wrote:Out of chaos, order comes.
Mr. Crackle wrote:Enjoying a good book in the afternoon.
Mr. Crackle wrote:WHAT is that insulting line-less doing here? ;A;
Mr. Crackle wrote:Me and my friends. Good times!
Mr. Crackle wrote:A ray of sunshine in the ol' field, generously donated by Love That Dog!
Mr. Crackle wrote:Oh, ya, let that music flow. Generously donated by Love That Dog!
Mr. Crackle wrote:Oh, um, h-hello? Generously donated by Love That Dog!
Mr. Crackle wrote:Oh, Zytanna...I see her in my nightmares.
Mr. Crackle wrote:Um, socializing with my...friends...
Mr. Crackle wrote:To begin a journey...
Mr. Crackle wrote:Dozing in the grass on a late summer day.
Mr. Crackle wrote:This world is a lonely place of dying...I miss you, Mom and Dad.
Mr. Crackle wrote:Math favts can lead to strange conversations. Generously made *without MD's knowledge* by Love That Dog!
My name is Toxic Wolf, nice to meet ya<3
Oh my name? Well my name is Instinct, but feel free to call me Isty (In-stee) if you want to.
You didnt think i was a female right? Well if so you are wrong i am 100% Male
Instinct is very protective over his friends. He does not like any strangers getting to close or to friendly with the people he cares about. Therefore he often gets in a few fights. He is rather short-thempered and dont like giving up no matter the odds WIP ♥
http://i46.tinypic.com/3bede.png {Art by me, might come some more}
Well i love water, but i cant swim. Its one of my most embarassing secrets... I also love sweet stuff, like candy apples and cotton candy, Yum this is making me hungry ~ Some random items i also like are socks, rubber gloves and pillows i have no idea why, but i just love those stuff.
Now im going to a horrible theme, the stuff i dislike... I'm afraid of thunder and lightning, yes,l yes i know im a grown JBD i should be able to handle such stuff myself. But the noise is sooooo loud and there comes a flash out of no where. Dont you agree its a bit frightning? D: I also dislike rude people. If they have a bad day its fine, but if they keep flaming on you i just wanna punch them in the middle of the face. Sorry but people should have som manners. The last but not least thing i dislike is books, Sorry but reading is just not my style, i dislike it and have always disliked it and will always dislike it. I do however love to write and that does not make much sense does it?
Thats all for now i guess, but i will add more if i can think of something :3Birhtday: April the 16th, place of birth: Brittain (Oh yush he has a brithish accent<3) His most used word: Indeed Favorite Food: Popcorn with looooots of butter ~ Favorite drink: Ice tea, its so refreshing. Unusual quircks: Can fall asleep at the most unusual places: If he is tired he dont mind sleeping anywhere no matter how uncomfortable. He loves cold places, he says its as refreshing as a hot summer day would be for a normal person. He curls into a ball when he is nervous or shy, which often just gets him more attention... And when he is bored he lays his head down on the ground while having his back and tail up in the air, kinda like how dogs go when they want to play. Theme song: Manian- Ravers in the UK http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtyYcn0iApw Favorite color: Blue, tha color is so beautiful, although red comes a close second place. Aspiration: To be able to discover something special, to find true love and to be appriciated for what he does.



Isis wrote:Wheee! I ish a Nyan Jelly Bean!
Isis wrote:Baaa..."
Isis wrote:Orlly Paranoia?
Paranoia wrote:Yup. :3
Isis wrote: Where did you get this?! >///<
Isis wrote:Aww man >///< stupid chibiness.
Isis wrote: Everyone has their bad days sometimes....
Isis wrote:Now that one was fun. :3 Can we do it again sometime?
Isis wrote:Wish you were here guys! :3
Isis wrote: Hmm I don't remembering taking this picture...
I wish people were like money so I could hold them to the light to see which ones are real -Unknown
When all the details fit in perfectly, something is probably wrong with the story .- Charles Baxtor
This one is also a personal one for me. ;w;Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose. -Tom Krause
The human heart is like a tree. Give it love and care, and it will grow. But if you abandon it, it will start to die and crumble.- Unknown
Isis wrote:Ah the joys of nap time. I kinda miss them now.
Isis wrote:Aww geez Violet! Why'd you have to put this one up? XD
Violet wrote: Hush now Isis
Isis wrote: Off to Paranoia's we go!
Isis wrote: A rather funny drawing I made of myself as a human...yeah I know it needs work, but I'm getting there!










Users browsing this forum: _silentsiren_, Black.Wings, Brittleshine, gecko, Smokyskies and 8 guests