[teleport]

==> um.

==> get the deskription thing over with.



Your name is ZERRYN FARKLIK.

You live in an abandoned warehouse on the beach, although you prefer to call it a BEACHHOUSE. You collect MARINE ORGANISMS OF ALMOST ANY VARIETY. You could be easily considered OBSESSED with them. Because of this, you have piles upon piles FISH TANKS lining the walls of your BEACHHOUSE. Every day, you spend an IRRATIONAL AMOUNT OF TIME trying to FEED SAID CREATURES. While you usually succeed in this task, you do sadly have to hold a MARINE GRAVEYARD around the back of your BEACHHOUSE. It ALWAYS CREEPS YOU OUT and you never go back there UNLESS YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO.

You live COMPLETELY ALONE, although you WISH IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY. You always keep a guest bedroom COMPLETELY READY, in the case that somebody wanted to SPONTANEOUSLY MOVE IN WITH YOU. Your greatest wish is that one of your friends will COME TO VISIT, despite the fact that most of your friends live on THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY.

Besides your obvious obsession with marine creatures, your interests include WATCHING NATURE DOCUMENTARIES and PLAYING OBSCURE AND CHALLENGING VIDEO GAMES. You manage to do this quite well especially considering the fact that you have no opposable thumbs. You have a massive collection of COMPLETED VIDEO GAMES taking up closet room in your BEACHHOUSE. You have just ordered a new game called SBEAN, and hope to play it with your friends soon. You also have an interest in INCREDIBLY CONFUSING TIME-TRAVEL STORIES that NO ONE ELSE CAN WRAP THEIR HEAD AROUND BUT YOU.

You also own an ORCA PLUSHIE, whom you have named SNAP. You have had it since you were a hatchling and WILL NEVER GROW OUT OF IT, EVER. It is your BEST FRIEND, although you suspect it may have EVIL INTENTIONS. However, you don't care because you LOVE HIM TOO MUCH. You carry him in your pouch WHEREVER YOU GO.

You are very SARCASTIC and EXTREMELY SHORT-TEMPERED, although your friends tell you that you have a GOOD SOUL despite the fact that you can't find it. While you RARELY SMILE you can HOLD A CONVERSATION with most other beans, although it's not rare for your conversations to get NERDY and AWKWARD at times. You tend to go off about SUBJECTS NOBODY CARES ABOUT, and your temper CONTINUES TO ABANDON YOU at terrible times. You have tried to control your temper through various THERAPEUTIC EXERCISES, although NOTHING SEEMS TO BE WORKING. You desperately hope to be able control it someday so you can be considered less of a grump. Despite your hard exterior, you are actually quite ADVENTUROUS and hope to SOMEDAY GET OUT IN THE WORLD. You would do this right now if it weren't for the massive horde of sea creatures that you are inclined to take care of.

As a baby you fell VERY AWKWARDLY on some TIDE POOLS, and you lost a few of your MAJOR TEETH. Because of this, you mostly eat pudding, oatmeal and other very soft foods, as most other foods HURT TO EAT. You will, however, bend this rule for SUSHI. While you usually eat vegetarian sushi, you will occasionally eat CALIFORNIA ROLLS if there is no other sushi available to eat; despite the fact that you are EXTREMELY SQUEAMISH ABOUT ANY KIND OF DEAD THING, not even mentioning that YOUR SPECIES IS COMPLETELY VEGETARIAN. The combination of rice, seaweed and other vegetables is just SO GOOD THAT YOU CAN'T RESIST.

Your trusty weapon is the epic FISHNETKIND, which you use to catch fishies as well as defeat deadly enemies. And you're actually pretty darn good at it. Your God Tier name is the HEIR of VOID, although you don't know nor care what a GOD TIER IS and truthfully have NO IMMEDIATE INTEREST IN KNOWING. You are known on Beanchatter as
confusedCetacean and you talK in a pretty kool way. yeah. we're done now.

(Zerryn speaks in all lowercase and navy blue, with proper grammar, spelling, etc. His only quirks are that he replaces 'c's with a lowercase 'k' and replaces 'k's with an uppercase 'K'.

What will you do?

[Echo Base]

You are Orion

Your interests include running and fighting. You are very joyful and happy, you love life, and hope to have a great family. You love to run and enjoy drinking dr.pepper, you hope to go for the gold in running. You want to fight for your family and friends when they need help.

[Sable.]

You are Bella

Your interests include running and fighting. You are very joyful and happy, I love to run and enjoy drinking dr.pepper. You hope to go for the gold in running.

this is a boy JBD...

[Echo Base]

(changed my bad)

[P o m]

You are King of Spades (King/Spade)

Your interests include watching the sunset at the beach and feeling the warmth on your fur and the pale light lighting up the shells and the gleaming ground quartz rock at your feet. You also enjoy playing with your shark plushie, cleverly named Dr. Catastroshark because he is an evil mastermind that you love, snuggle and play with. You are very loyal, not afraid to defend your friends from bullies and you won't ever hesitate to snap, your friends envy you and return the same loyalty. You are also very shy, afraid to make new friends and come out of your house. You're seeking the perfect owner who won't judge you by your shyness.

King is very loyal and shy. He will always defend his friends, but is afraid to make new ones. This is odd, considering he is very popular among his friends. King refuses to accept his friends praise and prefers to be left alone. The reason he is so shy is because of a rough and abusive past, which impacted his personality. He has a goofy side, which comes out when he's alone with Dr. Catastroshark, throwing him in the air and catching him in his wide and soft paws. Despite his shy personality, he is dark. His past turned him from cheerful to dark and he will snap when made angry. He sheds many tears and still cries himself to sleep, but with the help of his friends he is slowly regaining his cheerfulness.

[vantavoid]

You are SULLIVAN.

Your interests include WATER and SWIMMING. You are very LOYAL and LOVING. You are obsessed with SWIMMING in any kind of WATER and LOVE to eat FISH!!!! You always carry around your SHARK PLUSHIE. You can be very SHY and other times you MAKE FRIENDS EASILY. Because of that, you have a lot of friends. You LOVE to swim!!!! SWIMMING is your hobby, because you LOVE WATER. Your favorite animal is a WHALE. You THINK you look just like an ORCA WHALE. You are pretty sure you were named SULLIVAN because you have BLACK EYES, and SULLIVAN means "BLACK-EYED". Your favorite food is SOMETHING FISH-RELATED, although you prefer TUNA!!! Your FAVORITE color is NAVY BLUE. You like to travel to places you have never been to before and you love to go on cruises. You named your AWESOME shark plushie SHARK BAIT. You watched FINDING NEMO and liked Nemo's nickname, and your plushie was a shark, and small...SHARK BAIT!!!!

WIP

[Lime]

Withdrawing as I know nothing about homestuck and have my heart set on 285.

[kes.]

You are POINTING WHISPERS, but others may call you POINT for short. In fact, you HIGHLY PREFER the name POINT.

You are very interested in PLUSHIES, especially your OWN. You have absolutely no idea that your PLUSHIE is an EVIL MASTERMIND, but you LOVE him with all your HEART, and would never LEAVE him BEHIND. Your plushie's NAME is JET; you NAMED HIM YOURSELF and you're very PROUD of him. Everywhere you go, you take JET with you, and SOME DRAGONS think that you're extremely STRANGE. Jet, although he CANNOT TALK, is always planning to TAKE OVER the WORLD. You are so NAIVE that you are completely OBLIVIOUS to his PLANS.

You are slightly SLOW on the UPTAKE, and usually take a minute to understand complicated things. You can't pass up the opportunity to show other dragons that you're right about SOMETHING for once, because it HARDLY EVER happens. Therefore, you are SLIGHTLY DISLIKED by some. However, you don't let this DAMPEN your SPIRITS, because you're also quite the PARTY ANIMAL. Just because some dragons are ANNOYED by you doesn't mean you can't have FUN!

You are OBSESSED with collecting ORCA-THEMED ITEMS, becuase you like it when you feel like you INSPIRED something, even if YOU were originally inspired by THEM. Your COLLECTION is currently made up of the FOLLOWING: your PLUSHIE, two KEYCHAINS, a BACKPACK, a few STICKERS, and a LICENSE PLATE from a CAR. Sometimes, you CLIP your KEYCHAINS to each of your EARS, like tacky EARRINGS. You cherish all of these TREASURES, and keep them in your BACKPACK, along with some other JUNK. You wear your BACKPACK at all times, and feel uncomfortable without it.

You prefer staying OUTSIDE to INSIDE, because you like WATCHING DRAGONS - what a STALKER. But you try to LEARN from others' behavior, although you don't SUCCEED at ALL. Looks like you'll be an ANNOYING, ORCA-THEMED JELLYBEAN DRAGON for your whole LIFE.

What will you do?

(Think I'm done... Just a disclaimer: I know nothing about Homestuck o.e")

[-PLEASE DELETE-]

You are Zone

Your interests include GAMING and COLLECTING PLUSHIES . You are very OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE and DETERMINED. Your an OBSESSIVE PLUSHIE COLLECTOR. You are SWEET though you can be mean when it comes to your COLLECTION. You much prefer to be ALONE than with others and you rely on games to keep you company. Your GAMES and PLUSHIES mean more to you than other beings. You don't like other beings and even though you can TOLERATE them you hate being with them for too long. You tend to stay up durning the NIGHT and sleep durning the DAY. Your daily routine includes you GAMING and searching for more PLUSHIES for your very LARGE collection. You rarely ever leave your home, with is a small COTTAGE  in the woods. You use SOLAR energy and your very CONSERVATIVE. You hate to PAY for stuff and prefer to find your own way of getting things. You do not ever LIE.  Your a SWEET fellow and you love to be alone.

[kirill]

Ive been meaning to check out homestuck for a while, but never hot the chance. Meh, I'll try.

You are ORION

Your interests include SWIMMING and PLUSHIE COLLECTING. You are very ECCENTRIC and OUTGOING. You are very RANDOM and like to EAT SUSHI. You collect PLUSHIES that may be ALIVE. You hate TURKEYS and MCDONALDS because they don't make good sushi, and your favorite activities are SWIMMING and DIVING, but only the GOOD KIND. Never the BAD KIND. The BAD KIND is UNFUN. You do not like UNFUN things. You love pretending to FIGHT with your PLUSHIES and being DERPY and CHILDISH.