Name:
Fizzler (if name has already been taken, please tell me c;)
Gender:
Male
Personality:
Hey guys, it's me, Fizzler, I talk in blue. Blue's a funny colour. do you like it? I like blue. *Makes freaky smile* Well anyways, I'm hear to talk about my personality. it goes something like this: I'm a fun, loving jelly who's friends with everyone, well, nearly everyone, the reason being that some people just can't stand my voice, or the speed of which my voice travels out my mouth (Sience dude >:U), they beleive it's extremley harrassing, and very irritating (Sience dude again U:<), but most of my friends enjoy my quick voice, and strange, other-world-ly acent (You know what? Why don't I just say I'm an awesome sauce nerd c:). I actually love my strange, high-pitched voice, so much so, that I sneak into other people's houses, when someone who lives there is having a party, and I steal their helium balloons so that I can push my voice up so high, I just, well, I can't explain it. Lets just say it may break a certian delicate, see-through, material. *Rubs hands together menasingly* I'm a pretty random guy, and usually come up with very strange activities, like trying to capture invisible cups of poisoness tea, or shooting a brazil nut with your finger-gun. I know, I know, you're probably thinking 'Whoa, what on earth's wrong with that thing?' Well, I don't really care whats wrong with me, okay, I'm probably sounding stupid now, so I'll get on with my personality. I love tearing my house apart until there's bits of tissue paper, and dirt, and food all over the floor. And though it may seem weird seeing that my name is Fizzler, I actually don't enjoy fizzy drinks, the fizz goes into my eyes and it really hurts *Makes this face: >.<*. No no no no, my favourite food, well, drink, well actually food, but then again it's still a drink... Ugh, why don't we just call it a...ugh. You know what? I don't care. my favourite, ugh, thing, is ice. it's so delicious! I know people think water is tasteless, but I think otherwise. Water is full of flavour to me, and then when it's made into ice, aughghghg, it's just so, so crunchy, and so yummy, and, and, and, perfect. I can't think of anything like it. Good work, Fizzler, but may I do the rest of your personality? Sure! Right, well Fizzler is a fun little Jellie who- I'm a freak'n teenager! *Sighs* Yes, I know but if you're not happy with what I'm saying, don't listen. Fine *Grunts then walks away* Anyways, he's very caring and there-fore usually never gets into fights, although he can get easily aggitated when someone has offended him in the past week or so. Sometimes he gets afraid of the dark, and relishes sunlight. He likes to bask in the sun, his flank facing it at the side, which can offend some... *CoughcoughDandyCoughcough*, but he usually does it away from public view. He good with females and is pretty good at attracting them with his handsome looks *Raises eyebrow*, but is really weird when it comes to dating, and rarely has a date where nothing strange happens. He normally has an awkward moment with his girlfriend, and then it's all over. I beleive I have summed up his personality pretty good. Fizzler! You can come back now! Yay! Okay, I want to have a random talk, lets go! Sometimes I wonder, does the starving monkey sit on dogs? And does my potato ever eat strawberries? These questions can be answered via MR. Magic. Please hold your horses; I'm starving. Who likes cashew nuts? They taste like broken caramel; I guess that's why I shot a pot. overweight rabbits usually hide in flopsy floops, the kind that eats caterpillars; this is a fact. I don't like foxes; they eat monkeys, not a good thing. Marmosets live in pillow cases. I don't like pillow cases. Baked beans are gross; will you smile in the morning? The answer is yes. I like potatoes. Oceans can blast your face off a mountain, but lemonade will save your hands. Flies are silly heads, don't eat one with cheese, you'll be in for a big surprise. Bees are fluffy, shoot a laptop. Bricks are tasty with a bit of brown sauce, so generate a chair and head on over to Mac.'nd chees shop, where you'll get all the silly fish you ever wanted! My grandchild ate a peeeeeeeenut. Ignore my feet, they like fire. Eggs; It’s a good thing. I like tea. Ants nests are made of Nutmeg! My drawings are of tissues. I like trains. Turtle is the coolest name for a Jelly Bean Dragon. I’m a bit of a light bulb. Orchids smell of grape fruit. I like singing. Horses are great bread machines. Eat a napple. Don’t use glasses unless you screamed on top of a sheep. Ice tea is yummy when topped with cow fat. An average person eats their underwear seven times a year; a sign that they are a cowboy. Goodbye.
