Owner: mauichik.
Equid Name: Zabora
Equid Age: 4 years
Story: [This is written as if she is telling you a story or two, I guess. I just kinda wrote it. xD]
I am sitting alone on the top of the hill, watching my herd as they graze in the meadow below. Wow. That sounded kind of fancy, didn't it? Am I a fancy demon now? Ohhh that might scare some more equids. Oh. You might be wondering what I am talking about, Mr./Mrs. Mind Reader. Well, I guess I could tell you... No one really notices when I leave to come sit on this hill, seeing as no one really cares about me. Everyone sees me as some weird creature, not of their herd, because of my missing brindle. I hate it, seeing as many of them think of me as some demon that came from my mother's foul innards. I mean really?! Just because my mom was sick when she gave birth to me does not mean I am a demon. Goodness. It was just chance that I ended up popping into this world because I have no brindle. Back off. Sometimes I wonder how much stupider these equids can get.
Wanna know something funny?! Ha ha. Well, when I was younger, foals never wanted to play with me because their parents told them that I was a demon.I find this very funny, though, because if I remember right, I tortured those little dummies when they slept. I would creep up on them, watching them snore as they slept with each other. Oh goodness, I can't stop laughing. Hold on. Sorry. Ha ha ha ha. Wow. The equids in the meadow are staring at me because I am laughing. I guess they think some souls might come flying out of my mouth with my 'evil' laughter. Maybe they just might...in their nightmares. OH! Lemme finish what I was telling you. So, as the stupid little brindled foals were sleeping, dreaming wonderful thoughts the brindly foals thought of, I bit one of their ears. This resulted in the stupid little rat jumping straight up, and seeing me as the culprit, ran off blindly to find his mother, neighing and screaming the whole way. I would just sit there and laugh, while the other foals saw what had just happened. They would also do the same, as I jumped at them giving them my scariest faces, and making strange and awkward noises. Lemme tell ya, I did this almost every night.
Oh, the good ol' days. Those of which ended on the terrible moment they got old enough to realize that they are all stupid. I am pretty sure the one I would always bite the ear of thinks he is infected with some sort of disease. Ha. Dumb. He is the only one that still really runs away from me; everyone else just nonchalantly steps out of my way. But they are not nonchalant about it, seeing as I am not retarded enough to see that their attempt of nonchalant is really very non nonchalant. I would say chalant, but is that even a word? I don't really think so, but I guess I could use it instead.
Anyways, enough about my foal years. Nowadays, I just come sit on this hill and think about weird things. Really weird things. Just totally random things that pop in my mind, then I think for hours about that one thing at a time. What am I wondering about now, are you asking? Well I guess I am wondering about what I wonder about, and now you are confusing me with that dumb question of yours. Please stop confusing m-bunnies. Wow. Their cute little fuzzy tails, and the funny way they hop along through the grass. I chased one earlier this morning and tried to bite its little fuzzy wuzzy tail. Well, now everyone in the herd thinks I am a bunny-eating demon. Yay me. I have such a wonderful life. Let's just see how well they sleep tonight...