[vesasophia]

For all you Patriots out there,
here's to the red white and blue!
have a super fun 4th,
And enjoy the fireworks!

I want you to give me a "convincing" advertisement for
"Jacky John's Super Explosive Sparkling Fire Crackers!'

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When I get 6 people, I'll judge.

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[SketchedMoon]

Name: Ginger
Gender: girl
Username: pinkpuppy3599

Other: loves to play all day long and is a little trouble maker but at the end of the day love to warm up next to a firer place and take a nap

[vesasophia]

Name: Ginger
Gender: girl
Username: pinkpuppy3599

Other: loves to play all day long and is a little trouble maker but at the end of the day love to warm up next to a firer place and take a nap

Please re-read the first post.

[vesasophia]

bump

[jaceofharts]

Name: Firework
Gender: Female
Username: Goldeh
Advertisement:

Here's the funneh one:
Tired of boring, sparklers? Want something like they have in your state's biggest city? Somethig huge, expensive, fataly dangerous, and sure to get your old neighbors to come to your house and yell at you to stop shooting them off? Then come on down to your local Jacky John's Super Explosive Sparkling Fire Crackers! We got MEDIUM fireworks! We got LARGE fireworks! We have EXTRA LARGE fireworks! Nosmallsavailiablesideeffectsmayincludeseizuresminorinjuriesseriousinjuriesandevendeathallproductsemitsparksandorflamesjackyjohnssuperexplosivesparklingfirecrackersisnotresponsibleforanyinjuriesordeathscausedbythisproductthisproductisillegalandisnotadvisedifyoulivenearapolicedepartment.* So buy your super explosive sparkling fire crackers at Jacky John's today!

Serious:
Do you want to buy fireworks, but have no idea as to where? Are your local fireworks too expensive? Then you must have missed Jacky John's Super Explosive Sparkling Fire Crackers! Come on over! We have various sets and products sure to fill your Fourth of July needs! Come on down today!

Other: *No smalls availiable. Side effects may include: Seizures, minor injuries, serious injuries, and even death. All products emit sparks and or flames. Jacky John's Super Explosive Sparkling Firecrackers is not responsible for any injuries or deaths caused by this product. This product is illegal and is not advised if you live near a police department.

[vesasophia]

Yay! I'll wait until tomorrow to choose. If we don't get anyone else, he's yours.