Whispen called upon her friend Harpsichord as soon as she could get away from the wretched crustacean. Harpsichord had appeared with a burst of confetti, taking a shortcut through the other world, and had sat politely to hear her friend's tale.
"We just can't have him changing the whole North to suit whatever tastes he may have," Whispen finished.
"I agree..."
"Do you know what I can do?" Whispen asked, with a swish of her now-dull tail.
"I'll contact King Marius of the deep--he will summon the Magefish back. But until then, I think I have an idea for you. First, you'll have to..."
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"Will it work?" one of the rabbits was brave enough to ask of Whispen, after she'd explained the whole plan.
"We just have to get him far enough away that the magic fades. I think this should keep him nicely." She sent them off to do their tasks.
On the first day, the rabbits chased the fox, threatening to eat him, back and forth along the shore. They made sure to do so within the Magefish's sight. Harpsichord made no return.
On the second day, the whales in the harbor sang horribly, garbling up their usually-beautiful voices into nonsense ballads about flying through the air. The Magefish heard, with perplexity and interest. Harpsichord still had not come back.
On the third day, with great effort and a pinch of helping magic from Whispen, a narwhal crawled out of the bay and walked off into the taiga, right in front of the Magefish. With expert timing, Harpsichord returned directly afterwards, popping back into the physical world with yet another burst of confetti.
"Oh, esteemed Magefish," Harpsichord gave a flourishy curtsy at the edge of the water. The key was not to let them have a word in edgewise. "The great King Marius has sent me to retrieve you, for your magic is greatly needed in his court."
"I will return to the North as soon as he's done with me," thought the Magefish, and off he went.
In the court of King Marius, a great fable with a double-tail, the Magefish was called to give account of himself.
"What have you seen in the North Sea, my friend?" (King Marius found him just as loathsome as the other Fables did, and had been glad of the break, but understood the gravity of the situation as much as Harpsichord had.)
"I turned Whispen, Guardian of the North, into a beautiful apparition," the Magefish gushed, remembering the psychedelic flourish of his handiwork. "But that's the only good thing I witnessed; you would not believe how things are done in that country."
"Try me," said the king.
"Well, the rabbits chase the foxes, not the other way around. They even eat them, or so I have heard." The Magefish began warily, and for good reason; Marius' courtly lords and ladies shook their heads in doubt.
"Go on...?"
"The whales--you won't believe this. They can't sing!" Someone gasped. "They're completely tone-deaf, and the songs are nonsensical, all about flying through the air...as if they even know!"
"I have been to the North Sea, and it wasn't a mite like this...!" a lord of the court interjected, though he was silenced with a nod from the king.
"Go on, Magefish."
"Well," the Magefish thought about the narwhal and reasoned that silence would be more appreciated at a time like this. "I think I'd better not."
"I'm starting to wonder if you even visited the North Sea at all." called a lady of the court.
"I did...!"
"Everything you've said so far has been utter madness." King Marius said. "Go on, what else did you see?"
"I saw a narwhal..." the Magefish began, with a nervous gulp..."I saw a narwhal get up and walk out of the sea." The court gave way to uproar.
"That is preposterous." Marius bashed his mighty hoof into the shell horn, calling the nobles back to silence. The Magefish had nothing further to say for himself.
"Magefish, I think you ought to stay home for now," King Marius said. "I was wrong to send you away, thinking it would do you some good--you must be very ill indeed, to have hallucinated such a world for yourself. You will remain here in my court until you are well."
It took a few weeks, but Whispen's color returned. King Marius did, eventually, send her a letter expressing his regret for the whole affair, and life went on.
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